04-29-2007, 09:29 PM | #1 |
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Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole. Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list! Yo mama has hair so tangled up, even moses couldn't part it. Yo mama is so poor, that when someone stepped on the lit cigarette, she yelled "who turned off the heat?" Add
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04-30-2007, 03:24 AM | #2 |
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Yo mama is so fat, when beeper goes off, people think she is reversing!
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04-30-2007, 04:26 AM | #3 |
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Yo mama is so fat, when she falls out of her bed she falls out on both side.
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04-30-2007, 08:52 AM | #4 |
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Yo mama, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And her eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming And the lamp-light o'er her streaming throws her shadows on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted... nevermore!
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yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars start slowing down [ 05-01-2007, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: thecarrotdude ]
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05-02-2007, 10:05 AM | #7 |
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Yo Mama's so stupid she couldn't pour water out of a shoe, even with instructions written on the heel.
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05-02-2007, 03:18 PM | #8 |
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Yo Mama's so dumb, they told her it was chili outside, she grabbed a spoon.
Yo Mama's so fat, her bloodtype's Ragu.
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05-02-2007, 07:26 PM | #9 | |
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05-02-2007, 10:17 PM | #10 |
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yo mama so short her legs dangle when she sits on the curb
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