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01-28-2004, 10:23 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
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The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
by SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the U.S. Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html
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01-28-2004, 10:54 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
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Lol!
I'd say I laughed at about 2/3 of them. Good list!
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01-28-2004, 11:08 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
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Right on man! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] Great post!
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01-28-2004, 11:29 PM
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Apophis
  Join Date: July 10, 2002
Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window.
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::has face buried in hands, hiding fits of laughter::
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01-29-2004, 01:27 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
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That was, by far, the single funniest thing that I have seen on this board for a long time. I was annoying everyone else in the house from laughing too hard
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01-29-2004, 06:47 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 28, 2003
Location: Australia
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lol that was great, if that was real i think they would have eventually discharged him from the army for insanity or something.
Very funny anyway
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01-29-2004, 07:00 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: July 19, 2003
Location: an expat living in France
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LOL some of them were really, really good.
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01-29-2004, 06:32 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: November 1, 2002
Location: Australia ..... G\'day!
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Vulcanrider [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
ROTFLMAO Just like Shadowhound said, That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. "I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. " about 150 of them made me LOL
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01-29-2004, 07:04 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: November 12, 2002
Location: Banstead, Southeast England
Age: 37
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Definitely hilarious! Man, I just want to see the faces of some of the officers when he pulls off these things...
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01-29-2004, 08:13 PM
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Lord Ao
Join Date: June 24, 2002
Location: Nevernever Land
Age: 49
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Simple .... "First Sergeant! Take care of this." Then find a nice secluded corner and fall over laughing!
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