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Ronn_Bman · 09-15-2002, 09:04 PM

The scene......

Austin Powers and Alota Phagina in a jacuzzi.

Austin makes the comment that he's incredibly relaxed when, suddenly, bubbles start erupting in front of him. Both he and Alota seem embarrassed by the obvious flatulence. After an awkward silence, what could be said?

Alota: *shocked* I can't believe you passed gas before me.

Austin: *grins* Sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn. HE-HE

After they picked me up off the floor, I knew I'd be hooked forever on that snaggle-toothed sex symbol...lol.

Penis pumps, fembots (*screaming* "send in da fembots!"), shagpads, Mr. Bigglesworth, Mustopha (*in pain* "I'm hurt very, very bad...but I'm still alive"), and Dr. Evil holding the world ransom for ONE MILL-E-ON dollars...

What's not to love?

[ 09-15-2002, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

09-15-2002, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:
Those are about the dumbest movies i ever saw. What's so funny about that guy ? I like nothing more than a good laugh, but this retard doesn't do the job.

[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Are you seriously johnny?? You.. you.. cultural barbarian!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I quite agree with Johnny, I think Mike Myers is an idiot. Yes, warning, philistine alert

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Ronn_Bman · 09-15-2002, 10:44 PM

Simply it's slapstick with bathroom humor. The comedy of the new millenium. Mike Meyers is the Moe Howard of the 21st century.

Nuck-Nuck-Nuck!!!!!!!!!!!

Paladin2000 · 09-15-2002, 11:16 PM

I don't really like the Austin Powers character very much but some of the jokes in the movie are absolutely hilarious.

Grimslade · 09-15-2002, 11:17 PM

I don't want to be a party pooper, but those movies are just not funny. They are plain stupid. Comedy has degenerated into wooden slapstick like Austin Powers, Friends, and Frasier. Bleh.

Lord Lothar · 09-15-2002, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grimslade:
I don't want to be a party pooper, but those movies are just not funny. They are plain stupid. Comedy has degenerated into wooden slapstick like Austin Powers, Friends, and Frasier. Bleh.

Well what do you think of comedy as?

Piestrider · 09-15-2002, 11:32 PM

The Third Movie: Goldmember, was by far the best yet. I can sort of understand how some people don't like the movie. Attalus REFUSES to watch the movie. So i quote it on purpose.

I LOVE GOOOOOOLD.

johnny · 09-16-2002, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redblueflare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
i haven't seen teh 2nd film but saw the first and third both on cinema

Fat Bastard ROCKS!!!!!!

Lmao! When you've had the fat... you never go back! Johnny I thought he was dumb in all the advertisements too then I got dragged to a movie. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I saw the first two movies, so i know what i'm talking about. And i have absolutely no intentions of watching the third one.

Jorath Calar · 09-16-2002, 06:28 AM

" that was an preemptive *Shhh...*"

Melusine · 09-16-2002, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
" that was an preemptive *Shhh...*"

"Shhh! Shhh! www.shhh.com!"

09-15-2002, 09:04 PM	#21
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	The scene...... Austin Powers and Alota Phagina in a jacuzzi. Austin makes the comment that he's incredibly relaxed when, suddenly, bubbles start erupting in front of him. Both he and Alota seem embarrassed by the obvious flatulence. After an awkward silence, what could be said? Alota: shocked I can't believe you passed gas before me. Austin: grins Sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn. HE-HE After they picked me up off the floor, I knew I'd be hooked forever on that snaggle-toothed sex symbol...lol. Penis pumps, fembots (screaming "send in da fembots!"), shagpads, Mr. Bigglesworth, Mustopha (in pain "I'm hurt very, very bad...but I'm still alive"), and Dr. Evil holding the world ransom for ONE MILL-E-ON dollars... What's not to love? [ 09-15-2002, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-15-2002, 10:44 PM	#23
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	Simply it's slapstick with bathroom humor. The comedy of the new millenium. Mike Meyers is the Moe Howard of the 21st century. Nuck-Nuck-Nuck!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-15-2002, 11:16 PM	#24
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 52 Posts: 1,728	I don't really like the Austin Powers character very much but some of the jokes in the movie are absolutely hilarious. __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

09-15-2002, 11:32 PM	#27
Piestrider Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Waxahachie TX Age: 37 Posts: 389	The Third Movie: Goldmember, was by far the best yet. I can sort of understand how some people don't like the movie. Attalus REFUSES to watch the movie. So i quote it on purpose. I LOVE GOOOOOOLD. __________________ yes

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09-15-2002, 11:17 PM	#25
Grimslade Drow Warrior Join Date: April 25, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 42 Posts: 271	I don't want to be a party pooper, but those movies are just not funny. They are plain stupid. Comedy has degenerated into wooden slapstick like Austin Powers, Friends, and Frasier. Bleh.

09-16-2002, 06:28 AM	#29
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	" that was an preemptive Shhh..."

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