Because I'm a man :)

[John D Harris]

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I
wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You
never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which
"feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys cumin is a spice)
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. __________________________________________________ _
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator). __________________________________________________ _____

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
The answer is always either sex, cars, or football. I have to make up
something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is
fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look
fine. Can we just go now? _______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2004, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. ______________________________________________

This has been a public service message for Women to better understand the Male

LMAO nice one John..

[Sythe]

LOL I love this.

[Ilander]

Well, as a "man," I thought it funny, though I hope you know I will have to report you to the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union (?) for out of towners) for that!
lol

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

[Downunda]

lol, so true

[ 02-01-2004, 12:33 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

[Megabot]

Sheesh wery good one JDH lol [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Paladin2000]

Because I am a man, I totally agree with your post.

[johnny]

Since you're a man, you don't want your wife to read this thread, because you KNOW you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 02-01-2004, 03:29 AM: Message edited by: johnny ]

[Stratos]

Heh, good one!