Mr. President? Might I make a small correction?

Ever notice that Bush always refers to Terrorists as thugs and *assassins?* I can say one thing -- Al Qaeda may be a band of bloodthirsty thugs, but Assassins? I don't think so! There's a fine line between the work of a Professional assassin, and the work of Al-Qaeda.

An Assassin kills ONLY HIS INTENDED TARGET.
Al-Qaeda kills everybody!


Assassin's work under the cover of darkness.
Al-Qaeda commits their acts of violence for all to see.


After their hit, an Assassin shuts up!
After their hit, Al-Qaeda pops out and shouts "We did it!"


There's always a higher power behind an assassin.
There's no higher power behind al-qaeda.


Assassins kill for money.
Al-Qaeda kills because they can!

And that is the difference between an assassin and Al-Qaeda.

[johnny]

Dude, where do you find that wisdom ?

[Timber Loftis]

There's always a higher power behind an assassin. There's no higher power behind al-qaeda.

I think A.Q. disagrees with you on this point.

[dplax]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: quote: There's always a higher power behind an assassin. There's no higher power behind al-qaeda.

I think A.Q. disagrees with you on this point. [/QUOTE]I agree with that. As far as I know they act out of religious faith. And their god can be considered a higher power.

Originally posted by johnny: Dude, where do you find that wisdom ?

It comes out of the depths of my colon! Wisdom's been coming out ever since the Colonoscop-- colonoscop-- the anal probe.

[ 03-31-2004, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]

[Timber Loftis]

That was really funny. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I got this image of Cartman -- "I do NOT have an anal probe!"

[john]

Speaking of anal probes check out Robin Williams HBO special that is available on DVD.Got a copy at Wally World for 10 bucks, it's hilarious!