The Advantages of Breast milk...

Arvon · 01-23-2002, 10:42 AM

I'll bet this got the attention of the mod's

Advantages of Breast Milk

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.

Sir ReGiN · 01-23-2002, 10:46 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bruce The Aussie · 01-23-2002, 10:48 AM

Larry_OHF · 01-23-2002, 11:38 AM

Yeah...I will admit, I was worried...but it is funny!

My wife will appreciate that one. She is in her Senior year of College, studying Nutrition, and one of her classes is on Breastfeeding vs. the powder stuff. I know all of the pros. and cons about it.

01-23-2002, 11:56 AM

Don't forget all the fun you can have obtaining said nutritious stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scholarcs · 01-23-2002, 04:35 PM

*sigh* Immature adults...

Dundee Slaytern · 01-24-2002, 02:20 AM

LennonCook · 01-24-2002, 03:20 AM

I love it, I love it!!

Sir Byronas · 01-24-2002, 08:27 AM

That is funny! Good one, Arvon!

01-24-2002, 02:11 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Scholarcs:
*sigh* Immature adults...

What exactly is immature about singing the praises of one of natures finest products and its attractive and utilitarian packaging?

Edit: Umm would it be packaging? or dispenser...or some wonderful ingenious combination of both package and dispenser [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: MagiK ]

01-23-2002, 10:42 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	I'll bet this got the attention of the mod's Advantages of Breast Milk A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-23-2002, 10:46 AM	#2
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01-23-2002, 10:48 AM	#3
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01-23-2002, 11:38 AM	#4
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Yeah...I will admit, I was worried...but it is funny! My wife will appreciate that one. She is in her Senior year of College, studying Nutrition, and one of her classes is on Breastfeeding vs. the powder stuff. I know all of the pros. and cons about it. __________________

01-23-2002, 04:35 PM	#6
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	sigh Immature adults... __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

01-23-2002, 11:56 AM	#5
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Don't forget all the fun you can have obtaining said nutritious stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-24-2002, 02:20 AM	#7
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 41 Posts: 11,063

01-24-2002, 03:20 AM	#8
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 37 Posts: 5,452	I love it, I love it!!

01-24-2002, 08:27 AM	#9
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	That is funny! Good one, Arvon! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

01-24-2002, 02:11 PM	#10
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Scholarcs: sigh Immature adults... What exactly is immature about singing the praises of one of natures finest products and its attractive and utilitarian packaging? Edit: Umm would it be packaging? or dispenser...or some wonderful ingenious combination of both package and dispenser [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: MagiK ]

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