GRRRR... The times square bomber

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Originally Posted by John D Harris Ahhh I see why the bomb failed now he should have gone to one of the vast rightwing milita hate-mongering name calling teaparty training camps here's our schedule: 6:00 am wake up 6:30 am Breakfast 7:00 am PT (physcial training) 8:00 am Target practice (How to put two shots center mass) 10:00 am Racial Slur Voice lessons (How to throw racial slurs out that can only be picked up by minority Congressmen, and not by the Capital police standing next to them, or any of the many news camera and mircophones waiting to catch the slurs) 11:30 am Lunch 12:30 pm Target practice ( how to put two shots center mass) 1:30 pm Illusionary Rallies (How mask inciting violence and hatered at the rallies by cleaning up our own trash to fool the police and cleanup crews into saying we were very well mannered, and we didn't have any arrests for violence) 3:00 Target practice (Just incase we forgot how to put two shots center mass) 4:00 Media Bomb making (How make the mainstream media personalities nearly drool at any bomb scare that it might be from one of us, and lament when it turns out that it isn't) 5:30 pm Dinner 6:30 pm Free time (Shooting range is open for Target practice if desired) 7:30 pm Manafesto writing ( How to write a manafesto Blaming Former President GWB, both wars, not enough Government safety nets, before flying your plane into an IRS building) 9:00 pm Free time (Inbreeding, gun clinging, and praying, beer drinking, country music are incouraged) Lights out when ever because we are adults and can deside for ourselves when we need to go to sleep

Would I be able to switch out one target practice session to have more time to work on my Sarah Palin fanfiction?

[John D Harris]

Originally Posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar Would I be able to switch out one target practice session to have more time to work on my Sarah Palin fanfiction?

Oh sure Illumina... in fact that's a great idea... hmmm may have to add that to the next camp.

[Lord of Alcohol]

Originally Posted by John D Harris Oh sure Illumina... in fact that's a great idea... hmmm may have to add that to the next camp.

Is it a "bring your own beer and rifle" camp or will you be supplying?

[John D Harris]

Originally Posted by Lord of Alcohol Is it a "bring your own beer and rifle" camp or will you be supplying?

Since target practice is manditory we'd supply the guns and bullets, beer guzzlin', inbreeding, praying, (you'll have to bring your own favorite gun for gun clinging) are incouraged you'll have to bring your own beer... but ice and a big'ol ice chest will be provided, 'cause warm beer is just wrong

[Timber Loftis]

Originally Posted by John D Harris 7:30 pm Manafesto writing ( How to write a manafesto Blaming Former President GWB, both wars, not enough Government safety nets, before flying your plane into an IRS building)

LoL, as an alternate could you choose to go to a spelling class? That's the best thing about teabagger rallies, the misspellings.

[John D Harris]

Originally Posted by Timber Loftis LoL, as an alternate could you choose to go to a spelling class? That's the best thing about teabagger rallies, the misspellings.

Now TL If'n I did that wat would you have to complain 'bout?

[wellard]

Originally Posted by John D Harris Since target practice is manditory we'd supply the guns and bullets, beer guzzlin', inbreeding, praying, (you'll have to bring your own favorite gun for gun clinging) are incouraged you'll have to bring your own beer... but ice and a big'ol ice chest will be provided, 'cause warm beer is just wrong

I'm guessing that family tickets for the camp will be for 6 adults plus all children inclusive.
But is there going to be any music provided in the price? maybe both types of music - banjo and polka

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Will hard liquor be permitted, or is this a beer-only event?

[Sever]

Originally Posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar Will hard liquor be permitted, or is this a beer-only event?

I guess that'd be DYO. Distill-your-own, naturally.

[John D Harris]

Originally Posted by Sever I guess that'd be DYO. Distill-your-own, naturally.

Hmmmm Sever how'd you know... I don't remember you at the last one Sure Illumina we prefer corn squeezins' (you score more points) but any will do