02-15-2002, 05:58 PM | #11 |
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quote: Unless this is another falsity and he plans to wage a war agianst all aquatic beings, creating within them a bitter emnity and vicious hatred to all human beings.
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02-15-2002, 06:17 PM | #12 |
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quote: LOL! What A Dumbass!! [img]smile.gif[/img] And This: quote: That Is Just The Funniest Statement Ever!! ROFLMAO! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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02-15-2002, 06:31 PM | #13 |
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My turn!
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."—Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001 George W. Bush Mark |
02-15-2002, 08:21 PM | #14 |
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rotflmao!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
this thread is too funny! ok, one more from me... "i have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but i don't always agree with them." george bush.
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02-15-2002, 09:27 PM | #15 |
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quote: hmm... i thought when you pulled a Homer, you got very lucky and did something very good completely by accident... and if we could get rid of Bush II, we would... |
02-16-2002, 12:16 AM | #16 |
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Picking on Bush in this thread is like shooting fish in a barrel. Here is a link to some of his better "Zen-like" comments.
http://politics.slate.msn.com/?id=76886 Enjoy!
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02-17-2002, 05:07 PM | #17 |
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Heres some..........
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have > an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. > "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter. "You > don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I > can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I > shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple > of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few > items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I > picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and > placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had > scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for > the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me > "Do you know how much this is?" and I said to her, "I've changed my mind, I > don't think I'll buy that today". She said "OK" and I paid her for the > things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened..... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!! > > A young lady at work was seen putting her credit card into her floppy > drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was > doing, she said that she was purchasing something on line and they kept > asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy"..... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you > need some help?" I asked.. The lady replied, "I knew I should have replaced > the battery to this remote door "unlocker". Now I can't get into my car. > Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a > battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. > "No, just this remote thing," she answered, handing it and the car keys to > me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't > you drive over there and check about the batteries? It's a long walk."
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02-17-2002, 06:38 PM | #18 |
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CONTINUED>>>>>
Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she > was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing > paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told > her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, > put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed > into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the > whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the manager > what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" > and then went in the back to make a sandwich. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > IDIOTS & COMPUTERS > > My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a > large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with > their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch > banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my > terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE > > I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the > next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became > visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount > of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was > very disappointed. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > ..AND THE WINNER IS..... > > Police in READING, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a > metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy > machine.The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police > pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling > the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
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