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Old 02-15-2002, 05:58 PM   #11
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quote:
Originally posted by Barry the Sprout:
To add to Neb's little input:

"I know a human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.".
- George W. Bush.

He never spoke a truer word, worryingly.



Unless this is another falsity and he plans to wage a war agianst all aquatic beings, creating within them a bitter emnity and vicious hatred to all human beings.
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Old 02-15-2002, 06:17 PM   #12
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quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
Heh, I'd like to add another contender....

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W Bush, US President (for some reason)



LOL! What A Dumbass!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

And This:

quote:
Originally posted by Jerome:


Don't forget:

"Most of our imports come from abroad."
- George W Bush.

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]



That Is Just The Funniest Statement Ever!! ROFLMAO! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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Old 02-15-2002, 06:31 PM   #13
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My turn!

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."—Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001 George W. Bush


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Old 02-15-2002, 08:21 PM   #14
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rotflmao!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

this thread is too funny!

ok, one more from me... "i have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but i don't always agree with them." george bush.
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Old 02-15-2002, 09:27 PM   #15
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quote:
Originally posted by Thoran:
Even if it's a urban legend it's funny!

very good stuff...

Our esteemed president definitely pulled a few Homers of the last year... "DOH!". Maybe we should Lay off GW and give him a $26 million severance package. [img]smile.gif[/img]



hmm... i thought when you pulled a Homer, you got very lucky and did something very good completely by accident... and if we could get rid of Bush II, we would...
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Old 02-16-2002, 12:16 AM   #16
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Picking on Bush in this thread is like shooting fish in a barrel. Here is a link to some of his better "Zen-like" comments.

http://politics.slate.msn.com/?id=76886

Enjoy!
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Old 02-17-2002, 05:07 PM   #17
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Heres some..........

> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have
> an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets.
> "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter. "You
> don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So
I
> can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So
I
> shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple
> of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few
> items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I
> picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and
> placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl
had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over
for
> the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me
> "Do you know how much this is?" and I said to her, "I've changed my mind,
I
> don't think I'll buy that today". She said "OK" and I paid her for the
> things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.....
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!!
> > A young lady at work was seen putting her credit card into her floppy
> drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was
> doing, she said that she was purchasing something on line and they kept
> asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".....
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
> need some help?" I asked.. The lady replied, "I knew I should have
replaced
> the battery to this remote door "unlocker". Now I can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a
> battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
> "No, just this remote thing," she answered, handing it and the car keys to
> me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why
don't
> you drive over there and check about the batteries? It's a long walk."
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Old 02-17-2002, 06:38 PM   #18
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CONTINUED>>>>>

Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told
> her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
> put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed
> into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and
the
> whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
manager
> what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control"
> and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
> > My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of
a
> large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with
> their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch
> banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my
> terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
> > I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the
> next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became
> visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount
> of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she
was
> very disappointed.
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > ..AND THE WINNER IS.....
> > Police in READING, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
> metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
> machine.The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
> the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect
confessed.
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