Pull up your pants !!!

johnny · 05-13-2004, 10:35 PM

April 23, 2004

BATON ROUGE, LA (AP) -- A Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, lawmaker has filed a bill in the Legislature that would ban people from wearing low-slung pants below the waist, thus "exposing skin or intimate clothing."

State Rep. Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults.

His bill would punish anyone caught wearing low-riding pants with a fine of as much as $500 or as many as six months in jail, or both.

An ACLU spokesman says the bill goes too far. He says, "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks."

[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Next point on the agenda: Burkha's for the Louisiana women. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 05-14-2004, 12:49 AM

There goes J-Lo's clothing line in Louisiana.

How dare these Ef'ers try to get rid of the third best thing to happen to men in the last 25 yrs. -- i.e. low-rise pants.

(for the record, the best thing to happen to women in the last 25 yrs. is genital shaving, the second is the G-string.)

The Hierophant · 05-14-2004, 05:21 AM

.....

...... *sits and waits patiently for the crusty old dinosaurs to just f**king die off already*

Zero Alpha · 05-14-2004, 07:03 AM

Let me get this straight, a woman could wander round in her bathing suit all day and that would be ok, but showing the top of their underwear off is a $500 fine [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

is this lunacy, or just a joke?

Khazadman Risen · 05-14-2004, 11:27 AM

And when you combine all three you get a truly wonderful package! But as for some gangsta wannabe strolling around with his pant half way down his ass? That I could outlaw.

johnny · 05-14-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Khazadman Risen:
And when you combine all three you get a truly wonderful package! But as for some gangsta wannabe strolling around with his pant half way down his ass? That I could outlaw.

Well, i could do without the hairy butts of constructionworkers, but i don't object a g-string on a slim female. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

pritchke · 05-14-2004, 11:43 AM

The plumbers in that area are doomed to fines.

Plumber Butts outlawed!!!

[ 05-14-2004, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

05-13-2004, 10:35 PM	#1
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	April 23, 2004 BATON ROUGE, LA (AP) -- A Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, lawmaker has filed a bill in the Legislature that would ban people from wearing low-slung pants below the waist, thus "exposing skin or intimate clothing." State Rep. Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults. His bill would punish anyone caught wearing low-riding pants with a fine of as much as $500 or as many as six months in jail, or both. An ACLU spokesman says the bill goes too far. He says, "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks." [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Next point on the agenda: Burkha's for the Louisiana women. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

05-14-2004, 12:49 AM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	There goes J-Lo's clothing line in Louisiana. How dare these Ef'ers try to get rid of the third best thing to happen to men in the last 25 yrs. -- i.e. low-rise pants. (for the record, the best thing to happen to women in the last 25 yrs. is genital shaving, the second is the G-string.) __________________

05-14-2004, 05:21 AM	#3
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	..... ...... sits and waits patiently for the crusty old dinosaurs to just fking die off already __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

05-14-2004, 07:03 AM	#4
Zero Alpha Avatar Join Date: July 15, 2002 Location: London, England Age: 39 Posts: 506	Let me get this straight, a woman could wander round in her bathing suit all day and that would be ok, but showing the top of their underwear off is a $500 fine [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] is this lunacy, or just a joke? __________________ \"RTFM\"<br />\"No i will NOT fix your computer\"<br />\"All\'s fair in sibling war\"

05-14-2004, 11:27 AM	#5
Khazadman Risen Manshoon Join Date: May 4, 2004 Location: The Glorious South Age: 62 Posts: 174	And when you combine all three you get a truly wonderful package! But as for some gangsta wannabe strolling around with his pant half way down his ass? That I could outlaw. __________________ I\'m reminded of the words of Socrates who said.... I drank what?<br />C. Knight

05-14-2004, 11:43 AM	#7
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 49 Posts: 3,491	The plumbers in that area are doomed to fines. Plumber Butts outlawed!!! [ 05-14-2004, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

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