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12-21-2004, 09:36 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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This joke has nothing to do with Christmas, so it seemed absolutely great and random to post it.
 Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive !
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12-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: April 30, 2001
Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now)
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LOL, nice one
[ 12-21-2004, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]
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12-21-2004, 10:37 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
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ROTFL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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12-21-2004, 10:50 PM
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LMAO, that was really really good ^_^
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12-21-2004, 11:14 PM
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Unicorn
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Hehehehe, good joke man.
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12-21-2004, 11:17 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: December 30, 2002
Location: Colorado, USA
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Oh thanks! [img]smile.gif[/img] That had me laughing... and your right, I have heard a few too many Christmas jokes lately...
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12-22-2004, 01:48 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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heh! there was good.
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12-22-2004, 06:51 AM
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Jack Burton
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Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada
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Very funny! ..hope wife doesn't read it!
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12-22-2004, 07:05 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 11, 2004
Location: England
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Hehe
Very good!
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12-22-2004, 07:23 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
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Excellent joke, truly...
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