Your first BEST OF DISSES collection :-)

Vaskez · 08-27-2005, 02:39 PM

Courtesy of rapbattles.com and me. Well I've selected some that I thought were really clever and/or humourous. I've omitted the explicit ones, for the sake of the many 5 year-olds who read this forum

(apologies for the bad grammar/spelling in some of them, I'm just copy/pasting)
Also, I've no way of knowing whether these really are the best or not, me quoting myself is not cos I'm among the best (I'm not....yet) but I just know more of my own stuff obviously [img]smile.gif[/img]

Let me know if you like, then I'll do another collection next week or something

You gotta look out for wordplay - words combined/split and double meanings etc.

i got a problem with losing, looks like you dont need a guide... you two are already aquainted
Ruthless is Ashamed... always Goes Out with a Loss but still denies that they Dated//
-evolve vs. ruthless

Even kids kick your ass and if you ever become a respected head
They'll just act more polite and hand your ass to you instead
-me against can't remember who (modest

)

You not played with shit? ur battling skill level reached certain heights,
Even Made A Name for yourself, followed by typin' ur password in twice
-ricochet vs. evolve

& you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too
the fact is, we are BOTH Losers
You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you
-evolve vs. bribeone

You voters can count me out, my advice is hold the phone.....
Cuz if Evolve's Origin is Ill...then he must be far from home!......
-taktik vs. evolve

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...
-chrit vs. evolve

ya average hits barely connect, so why's this vet commended?
axe could steppe up.. & the plateau would actually get offended
-feeble minded vs. axe e umm

& ya ass lands out of commission, sav's whored & perished
if you could step son, it would be by a former marriage
-feeble minded

She just rose through the grapevines…Quill ain’t vet, ya see
‘cuz it ain’t that she got no vice...
…she straight has novice tendencies
Meters vs. Quill

used to look up to you, now i'm dope.... funny isnt it?
& i'd tip my hat to you.. but people would toss money in it
-quote

Smoka'll ruin ya vows, don't worry...I'll leave a tomb in your house
Bitch is so poor her deathbed folds back into the living room couch
-smokajoka

u wished for glory, HW title.. back when me & K largo had had it
Write wants to trade styles so much i put an embargo on fabric
-feeble minded vs. Mr. W.rite

And Rea...Elwo...whoever, take this sonnage as advice that hurts
cuz kid, filament for lightbulbs, not the bulk of ya whole damn verse
meters (if you don't get this, filler is waste of space in a verse, filament = filler meant)

but im generous lately, kid don't laugh
so ill split the LW title with kap.... & hand him the first half
Shadows Edge vs. Kapitolins (explanation: LW = lightweight title. L = loss as well)

I've never even heard of you..... there's no use me tryna hide it
This thread is like your coffin coz people know you're dead inside it
com

Heard you got into drugs... s'too bad, I had high hopes for ya see...
You'll either die in the hands of God, or we'll watch the G O D.
Twizted vs. God (G O D, O D = overdose)

You won't get too far, as a rapper, ya concepts are played
N ya style's Soda'mn Pop, s'no wonder your name's Reneg-ade
Ya too wack at this to get paid, but stick at it a while
You'll see cash stacks n' get top dollar...
........................but never touch the rest of the pile
me vs. Renegade

Ya wack dude, last time you dropped weak crap n' I beat you
Ya tried to hold a grudge...but your clumsy ass dropped that too
You're a wuss in the booth, but claim to have a scarier side
I bet ya eat lions for breakfast too...
.................since ya always forced to swallow your Pride
me vs. Schizmatic

bring 893457625689 people & get wrecked, syke
I'll beat you singlehanded
...til my verses don't resemble ya sex life
invasion of the Brits get smacked the hell down
how you going to hang out in Picadilly Circus
..& not call yourselves clowns?
-kapitolins (explanation: think about single-handed and the last 2 words lol)

claim your one of the best, but dope, you’re yet to bust
might be able to convince, but you can’t con the rest of us
-spitacular

That's the issue, cats named after chocolate don't give me jitters
We don't take ya serious, everyone just looks at Twix'n Snickers
me vs. Twixn (if ya don't get it, note to snicker = to laugh disrespectfully, and the guy's name was Twixn)

The wack in your rap, I hear it, it ain't spit, more like dribble
You the type to fish for compliments n' not even get a nibble
Take any dope track, one verse from Sirus is enough to ruin it
Cos everyone knows what ya get when ya add S to a hit
me vs. SirusX

A true hip-hop hero, you heard the industry was on fire...
...............................................gra bbed water n' ran back
When action's required, you're the first to act...............like you can rap

me

You'll never be king of rap, ya too crap to earn that place
But ya might get royal treatment and throne...out flat on ya face
me

This fool'll never get a girl, they'd rather use the Dark to hide
If women were given an ultimatum, they still wouldn't choose a 'Cide
me vs. Darkcide (geddit? choose a side, choose a 'cide

)

I ain't jokin holmes, my fists'll stroke ya dome
and turn the housing of ur brain into a broken home
I'll smash u son, what else did u expect to see
When I say wack : worse ...
it's only time i talk about Spit & his crew respectively
Give me a gun, you'll see how good my aim is son
I'll have your head ajar, and leave your brain in one
When it comes to ur grill, I'ma be makin it swell
Then strip u of ur wackness & have u feelin naked as hell
-young philly vs. $pitacular

but congrats on the good news, i'll let ya head burn on the mantle
heard you landed a job, too bad ya punches can't learn from examples
-lay doubt

johnny · 08-27-2005, 03:54 PM

What happened to the good old days when rappers simply blew eachothers heads off over a dispute ?

Bah...buncha sissies nowadays.

Vaskez · 08-28-2005, 10:49 AM

Lol and here I was thinking people'd appreciate wit over threats.

Did you actually like any of them?

Anyway, looks like people don't give a damn about this, so I guess there'll be no part 2 then

[ 08-28-2005, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

johnny · 08-28-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
Lol and here I was thinking people'd appreciate wit over threats.

Did you actually like any of them?

Anyway, looks like people don't give a damn about this, so I guess there'll be no part 2 then

O yeah, i thought it was pretty good actually. It's not really my cup of tea, but since i have two mates who are also involved in those battles, i get a good view from the inside. It can be pretty entertaining to watch these guys do their thing on stage sometimes, but most of the time their lyrics don't make much sense. If there's no humor in it, but just downright insults, they have lost the battle before it even started from my point of view.

Sigmar · 08-28-2005, 04:38 PM

& you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too
the fact is, we are BOTH Losers
You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you
-evolve vs. bribeone

^ My favourite I have to say.

I frequent Tightbeatz.com myself, a beat production site. They do beat/rap battles in the forum section and free music d/l section.

Thanks for sharing those ^ Vaskez.

Vaskez · 08-28-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
If there's no humor in it, but just downright insults, they have lost the battle before it even started from my point of view.

Of course, only noobs post simple plain insults.

Balintherlas · 08-28-2005, 06:00 PM

Haha yea the "we're both losers" dis was pretty funny.

Felix The Assassin · 08-28-2005, 07:09 PM

An utterly useless way to WASTE bandwidth! [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 08-29-2005, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
An utterly useless way to WASTE bandwidth! [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img]

Shut up dude, you don't know anything about this, obviously [img]tongue.gif[/img] That was like the cliched "ignorant about rap" post, congrats for being the first to post it in this thread

Sever · 08-29-2005, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
An utterly useless way to WASTE bandwidth! [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img]

Not bad for an old timer, all wrinkled n grey. Guess wordplay's been here since back in your day?

08-27-2005, 02:39 PM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Courtesy of rapbattles.com and me. Well I've selected some that I thought were really clever and/or humourous. I've omitted the explicit ones, for the sake of the many 5 year-olds who read this forum (apologies for the bad grammar/spelling in some of them, I'm just copy/pasting) Also, I've no way of knowing whether these really are the best or not, me quoting myself is not cos I'm among the best (I'm not....yet) but I just know more of my own stuff obviously [img]smile.gif[/img] Let me know if you like, then I'll do another collection next week or something You gotta look out for wordplay - words combined/split and double meanings etc. i got a problem with losing, looks like you dont need a guide... you two are already aquainted Ruthless is Ashamed... always Goes Out with a Loss but still denies that they Dated// -evolve vs. ruthless Even kids kick your ass and if you ever become a respected head They'll just act more polite and hand your ass to you instead -me against can't remember who (modest ) You not played with shit? ur battling skill level reached certain heights, Even Made A Name for yourself, followed by typin' ur password in twice -ricochet vs. evolve & you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too the fact is, we are BOTH Losers You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you -evolve vs. bribeone You voters can count me out, my advice is hold the phone..... Cuz if Evolve's Origin is Ill...then he must be far from home!...... -taktik vs. evolve Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now... 'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows... -chrit vs. evolve ya average hits barely connect, so why's this vet commended? axe could steppe up.. & the plateau would actually get offended -feeble minded vs. axe e umm & ya ass lands out of commission, sav's whored & perished if you could step son, it would be by a former marriage -feeble minded She just rose through the grapevines…Quill ain’t vet, ya see ‘cuz it ain’t that she got no vice... …she straight has novice tendencies Meters vs. Quill used to look up to you, now i'm dope.... funny isnt it? & i'd tip my hat to you.. but people would toss money in it -quote Smoka'll ruin ya vows, don't worry...I'll leave a tomb in your house Bitch is so poor her deathbed folds back into the living room couch -smokajoka u wished for glory, HW title.. back when me & K largo had had it Write wants to trade styles so much i put an embargo on fabric -feeble minded vs. Mr. W.rite And Rea...Elwo...whoever, take this sonnage as advice that hurts cuz kid, filament for lightbulbs, not the bulk of ya whole damn verse meters (if you don't get this, filler is waste of space in a verse, filament = filler meant) but im generous lately, kid don't laugh so ill split the LW title with kap.... & hand him the first half Shadows Edge vs. Kapitolins (explanation: LW = lightweight title. L = loss as well) I've never even heard of you..... there's no use me tryna hide it This thread is like your coffin coz people know you're dead inside it com Heard you got into drugs... s'too bad, I had high hopes for ya see... You'll either die in the hands of God, or we'll watch the G O D. Twizted vs. God (G O D, O D = overdose) You won't get too far, as a rapper, ya concepts are played N ya style's Soda'mn Pop, s'no wonder your name's Reneg-ade Ya too wack at this to get paid, but stick at it a while You'll see cash stacks n' get top dollar... ........................but never touch the rest of the pile me vs. Renegade Ya wack dude, last time you dropped weak crap n' I beat you Ya tried to hold a grudge...but your clumsy ass dropped that too You're a wuss in the booth, but claim to have a scarier side I bet ya eat lions for breakfast too... .................since ya always forced to swallow your Pride me vs. Schizmatic bring 893457625689 people & get wrecked, syke I'll beat you singlehanded ...til my verses don't resemble ya sex life invasion of the Brits get smacked the hell down how you going to hang out in Picadilly Circus ..& not call yourselves clowns? -kapitolins (explanation: think about single-handed and the last 2 words lol) claim your one of the best, but dope, you’re yet to bust might be able to convince, but you can’t con the rest of us -spitacular That's the issue, cats named after chocolate don't give me jitters We don't take ya serious, everyone just looks at Twix'n Snickers me vs. Twixn (if ya don't get it, note to snicker = to laugh disrespectfully, and the guy's name was Twixn) The wack in your rap, I hear it, it ain't spit, more like dribble You the type to fish for compliments n' not even get a nibble Take any dope track, one verse from Sirus is enough to ruin it Cos everyone knows what ya get when ya add S to a hit me vs. SirusX A true hip-hop hero, you heard the industry was on fire... ...............................................gra bbed water n' ran back When action's required, you're the first to act...............like you can rap me You'll never be king of rap, ya too crap to earn that place But ya might get royal treatment and throne...out flat on ya face me This fool'll never get a girl, they'd rather use the Dark to hide If women were given an ultimatum, they still wouldn't choose a 'Cide me vs. Darkcide (geddit? choose a side, choose a 'cide ) I ain't jokin holmes, my fists'll stroke ya dome and turn the housing of ur brain into a broken home I'll smash u son, what else did u expect to see When I say wack : worse ... it's only time i talk about Spit & his crew respectively Give me a gun, you'll see how good my aim is son I'll have your head ajar, and leave your brain in one When it comes to ur grill, I'ma be makin it swell Then strip u of ur wackness & have u feelin naked as hell -young philly vs. $pitacular but congrats on the good news, i'll let ya head burn on the mantle heard you landed a job, too bad ya punches can't learn from examples -lay doubt __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

08-27-2005, 03:54 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	What happened to the good old days when rappers simply blew eachothers heads off over a dispute ? Bah...buncha sissies nowadays. __________________

08-28-2005, 10:49 AM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Lol and here I was thinking people'd appreciate wit over threats. Did you actually like any of them? Anyway, looks like people don't give a damn about this, so I guess there'll be no part 2 then [ 08-28-2005, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

08-28-2005, 06:00 PM	#7
Balintherlas Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 22, 2003 Location: Ohio, Go Tribe Age: 37 Posts: 1,131	Haha yea the "we're both losers" dis was pretty funny. __________________ Veni, Vidi, Vici

08-28-2005, 07:09 PM	#8
Felix The Assassin The Dreadnoks Join Date: September 27, 2001 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 61 Posts: 3,608	An utterly useless way to WASTE bandwidth! [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ The Lizzie Palmer Tribute Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John F. Kennedy 35th President of The United States The Last Shot Honor The Fallen Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom. If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.

08-28-2005, 04:38 PM	#5
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	& you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too the fact is, we are BOTH Losers You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you -evolve vs. bribeone ^ My favourite I have to say. I frequent Tightbeatz.com myself, a beat production site. They do beat/rap battles in the forum section and free music d/l section. Thanks for sharing those ^ Vaskez.

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