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Old 10-22-2004, 09:22 AM   #1
Arvon
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Going Outside

Face it, you're gonna have to go outside eventually. Sure, Amazon.com will deliver right to your door and now even Taco Bell does deliveries, but, mark my words: some day you're going to HAVE to push away from the computer and go ... OUTSIDE!!! Here's a guide:

Wear Pants - Countless attempts to better oneself have been cut tragically short by leaving the house without proper attire.

Use Your Real Name - Sorry, but nobody will be impressed if you go by the name "2HOT4U", "Monarch" or "SATAN666." Names like "Steve" or "Greg" are just fine.

The Telephone is Your Friend - Hear that ringing sound? Pick up the phone. Now speak into it.

If Your Car Crashes, You Cannot Simply Reboot It.

Do Not Be Surprised That Nobody Looks Like Gillian Anderson.

Do Not Flame People - Comparing everyone you disagree with to unclean primates will not win you friends. In fact, you may get into a physical fight. If so, the next tip may be of help.

That Red Stuff is Called Blood - Not to be confused with ketchup, blood is what keeps you alive. If you are leaking, the real world offers human tech support in the form of doctors and hospitals.
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Old 10-22-2004, 09:27 AM   #2
Jaradu
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Bloody Pingu Champion
Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: Shrewsbury, England
Age: 33
Posts: 1,635
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going too fast for me. So much to learn, so little time! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Great ones, btw. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:00 AM   #3
Chris of the Dale
The Magister
 

Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Alberta, Canada
Age: 36
Posts: 127
But, what about the light? It burns my skin [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:04 AM   #4
Dron_Cah
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 
Defend Your Castle Champion Frogger Champion Monkey Diving Champion Summer Games Champion Donkey Kong Champion
Moon Lander Champion Space Invaders Champion
Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
Posts: 2,637
Sun baaaaad!!
Nice ones, Arvon. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:07 AM   #5
Jaradu
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Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: Shrewsbury, England
Age: 33
Posts: 1,635
Yes, we all know that Dron prefers the dark of night... especially in October!!
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:20 AM   #6
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Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 40
Posts: 5,556
right.. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:21 AM   #7
Attalus
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Join Date: November 26, 2001
Location: Texas
Age: 75
Posts: 8,167
LOL, I don't think I have to worry, but thanks anyway.
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:22 PM   #8
Xen
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Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 36
Posts: 8,554
Too true. d: LOL!
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:28 PM   #9
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Lord Soth
 

Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Age: 59
Posts: 1,971
But, but, where do you enter the cheat codes?
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:06 PM   #10
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Not necessarily, as my PUMPKINS shall light up the night!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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