3 footballers in heaven...

wellard · 07-21-2004, 08:00 PM

Ronaldo, Luis Figo and David Beckham are standing in Heaven before the
throne of God. God looks at them and says; "And so here you here face your
Lord and maker. I shall ask each of you a question."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "Ronaldo, one of the world's greatest
football players, what is it that you believe brought you here before me?"

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and says passionately, "I believe football to
be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many
people, from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have
devoted my life to bring such joy to people, with little else, who stood
on the
terraces supporting their team." God smiles and offers Ronaldo a seat to
his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo, "And similarly you, Luis, a hero to so
many, what do you think it was brought you to my throne?"

Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the
fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing-career providing a
living embodiment of these commitments." God, moved by the passion of his
speech offers Figo a seat to his right.

He then turns to Beckham, "And you, David. Presumably you want your ball
back?"

Jorath Calar · 07-21-2004, 08:13 PM

Donut · 07-21-2004, 08:17 PM

It's not like you to be funny Wellard!!!!

Jaradu · 07-21-2004, 08:19 PM

Teeheehee

wellard · 07-21-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
It's not like you to be funny Wellard!!!!

[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

My email in tray has been full of such gems since Euro 2004. This one is a particular favourite

Davros · 07-22-2004, 10:55 AM

LOL - they are just flooding in aren't they Wellard - but I like that one a whole lot

Aerich · 07-22-2004, 12:04 PM

ROTFLMAO!! That one is awesome!

RoSs_bg2_rox · 07-22-2004, 12:49 PM

LOL Wellard, that is a good one.

Paladin2000 · 07-22-2004, 01:31 PM

Missed one goal kick and he is forever cursed. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Donut · 07-23-2004, 05:15 AM

Scots and Aussies!

The shoulder chip brigade are all here!

07-21-2004, 08:00 PM	#1
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	Ronaldo, Luis Figo and David Beckham are standing in Heaven before the throne of God. God looks at them and says; "And so here you here face your Lord and maker. I shall ask each of you a question." Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "Ronaldo, one of the world's greatest football players, what is it that you believe brought you here before me?" Ronaldo looks God in the eye and says passionately, "I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people, from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people, with little else, who stood on the terraces supporting their team." God smiles and offers Ronaldo a seat to his left. He then turns to Luis Figo, "And similarly you, Luis, a hero to so many, what do you think it was brought you to my throne?" Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing-career providing a living embodiment of these commitments." God, moved by the passion of his speech offers Figo a seat to his right. He then turns to Beckham, "And you, David. Presumably you want your ball back?" __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

07-21-2004, 08:17 PM	#3
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	It's not like you to be funny Wellard!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

07-22-2004, 10:55 AM	#6
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	LOL - they are just flooding in aren't they Wellard - but I like that one a whole lot __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

07-22-2004, 12:04 PM	#7
Aerich Lord Ao Join Date: May 27, 2004 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 2,061	ROTFLMAO!! That one is awesome! __________________ Where there is a great deal of free speech, there is always a certain amount of foolish speech. - Winston S. Churchill

07-22-2004, 12:49 PM	#8
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	LOL Wellard, that is a good one. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-21-2004, 08:13 PM	#2
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706

07-21-2004, 08:19 PM	#4
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 33 Posts: 1,635	Teeheehee

07-22-2004, 01:31 PM	#9
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 52 Posts: 1,728	Missed one goal kick and he is forever cursed. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

07-23-2004, 05:15 AM	#10
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Scots and Aussies! The shoulder chip brigade are all here! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

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