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01-29-2004, 08:47 PM
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Apophis
  Join Date: July 10, 2002
Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window.
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I have a friend who just talked to an army recruiter (No, this isn't the flamboyant homosexual I mentioned in another thread), and I showed him the list. He was immensely disappointed that he can't do ANY of that, should he join.
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01-29-2004, 09:11 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
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ROFLMAO great now there's rootbeer all over the keyboard and monitor! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-29-2004, 09:38 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Damn, I'm laughing so hard I couldn't continue eating my lunch.
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01-29-2004, 09:49 PM
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 Join Date: December 26, 2002
Location: Connecticut
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LoL! That's the funniest thing I've read in a looong time! Thanks for sharing! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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01-29-2004, 10:19 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 24, 2001
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That got me in serious trouble, I was meant to be working on something for my parents and I had to try and keep a dead serious look on my face while reading those... failed miserably
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01-30-2004, 12:22 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: North Carolina
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I started laughing so hard at the urine tests that it was almost 5 full minutes before I could even explain to my coworker what I was laughing about.
However, I will go on record as saying that the platoon should have subjected him to a slow and tortured death for #154. THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!! [ 01-30-2004, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]
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01-30-2004, 01:05 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Europe
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ROFL! That was just plain brilliant.
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01-30-2004, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: January 6, 2003
Location: NJ, USA
Age: 25
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You know, I really tried to keep a straight face at work. But I lost it at:
101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.
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01-30-2004, 06:29 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: September 12, 2001
Location: Ewing, NJ
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I wasn't at work, but 101 was the first one to make me actually laugh.
137 Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk. 138 Even if my commander did it. Was also pretty good. [ 01-30-2004, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Seraph ] |
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01-30-2004, 06:46 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: September 13, 2002
Location: Sunny side of the Alps, a.k.a. Slovenia
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That 101st thing remembered me on my own joke in the army.
It would go like this: When camouflaging an APC you may NOT put treebranches in the gun barrel! (oh the joy when lieutenant noticed that and almost bursted) |
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