And then there was Dog

Hivetyrant · 01-06-2003, 10:50 PM

Another joke by:Hivetyrant

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth
(especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could
labour for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog
might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog
healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

Cloudbringer · 01-06-2003, 10:55 PM

And the cat made them both fix dinner. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 01-07-2003, 12:37 AM

darn straight!

Kitties rule!

shadowhound · 01-07-2003, 02:22 AM

Hmm it seems that us cat lovers have the upper hand on IW [img]smile.gif[/img]

9_1_6 · 01-07-2003, 05:30 AM

Cats are the most incredible animals ever!!!

The Hunter of Jahanna · 01-07-2003, 08:22 AM

yes,9_1_6 cats are incredibly good, grilled with bbq sauce and some green beans on the side

01-06-2003, 10:55 PM	#2
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	And the cat made them both fix dinner. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

01-07-2003, 12:37 AM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	darn straight! Kitties rule! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

01-07-2003, 02:22 AM	#4
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Hmm it seems that us cat lovers have the upper hand on IW [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

01-07-2003, 05:30 AM	#5
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	Cats are the most incredible animals ever!!! __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

01-07-2003, 08:22 AM	#6
The Hunter of Jahanna Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 25, 2001 Location: NY , NY Age: 63 Posts: 960	yes,9_1_6 cats are incredibly good, grilled with bbq sauce and some green beans on the side __________________ \"How much do I love you?? I\'ll tell you one thing, it\'d be a whole hell of a lot more if you stopped nagging me and made me a friggin sandwich.\"

01-06-2003, 10:50 PM	#1
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Another joke by:Hivetyrant On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog. On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

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