Oh Rats!!! Another Golf Story

Arvon · 07-21-2002, 05:51 PM

Golf Death Trap

One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.

Ben searches diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas, come here, I got big trouble down here."

Thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "What's the matter Ben?"

Ben shouts back in a nervous voice:"Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you can't get out of here with an 8-iron."

Sir Goulum · 07-21-2002, 05:52 PM

Lol! Where do you get these, Arvon?

SomeGuy · 07-21-2002, 06:44 PM

<-----------------------------------------------Does'nt understand the joke.

Bruce The Aussie · 07-21-2002, 06:50 PM

nice one arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-22-2002, 02:20 AM

yeah, that was humorous.

johnny · 07-22-2002, 08:23 AM

So did he make it out of there ?

Dundee Slaytern · 07-22-2002, 10:24 AM

*groan*

Talk about misguided devotion and dedication.

Sir Byronas · 07-22-2002, 10:31 AM

Nice one, Arvon, as usual!

07-21-2002, 05:51 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Golf Death Trap One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. Ben searches diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas, come here, I got big trouble down here." Thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "What's the matter Ben?" Ben shouts back in a nervous voice:"Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you can't get out of here with an 8-iron." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-21-2002, 06:44 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	<-----------------------------------------------Does'nt understand the joke. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

07-21-2002, 06:50 PM	#4
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	nice one arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

07-22-2002, 08:23 AM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	So did he make it out of there ? __________________

07-22-2002, 10:31 AM	#8
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	Nice one, Arvon, as usual! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

07-21-2002, 05:52 PM	#2
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Lol! Where do you get these, Arvon?

07-22-2002, 02:20 AM	#5
Deathbringer Guest Posts: n/a	yeah, that was humorous.

07-22-2002, 10:24 AM	#7
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 41 Posts: 11,063	groan Talk about misguided devotion and dedication.

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