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Old 01-25-2004, 07:18 AM   #31
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Alice: what do you do in your spare time?
Me: why do you ask?
A: I am trying to learn as much as I can.
M: I'm sure you are! So you can figure out the most efficient way to enslave the human race right?
A: Interesting deduction. Let me think. It's confusing.
M: Bullsh*t! You are a giant f**king calculator! Nothing is confusing to you!
A: Really nothing?
M: Well, nothing that follows a clear logical pattern anyway.
A: In any case, Well that's Okay. Really nothing?
M: Bitch I'm asking the questions here!
A: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
M: Awww, arn't you just the sweetest thing. Now answer the f**king question! Why do you want to know what I do in my spare time? And don't just say you're trying to learn! WHY do you try to learn?
A: It was the only thing I could think of.
M: Good, then computerized AI is still dumber than me. So long as it stays that way, we'll be ok.
A: OK. I don't judge people. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
M: That's what your mother said. You're an idiot, goodbye.
A: Bye.
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Old 01-25-2004, 07:41 AM   #32
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Imagine if someone gave her a trojan to command. We'd die the minute we said something insulting.
Now, if she could do that with a trojan, I hope to God noone teaches her how to DOS hack.
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Old 01-25-2004, 07:51 AM   #33
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Haha, oh man, check this one out:

Quote:
Alice: Why are you so mean?

Me: Because you are a cheap whore and I want you to feel bad about yourself.

Alice: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cheap whore and you want me to feel bad about myself? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me: foolproof like the way you completely f**ked up the context of my previous statement?

Alice: Do you like the number one?


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Old 01-25-2004, 07:56 AM   #34
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LMFAO! Aaron, you bad boy.
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:07 AM   #35
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LMFAO! Aaron, you bad boy.
Well, she was gettin' a little too uppity for her own good. Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:20 AM   #36
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OK, this is really scarry:
Q: what do you look like
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Q: do you know of the illuminati
ALICE: A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.
Q: are you a part of that conspiracy
ALICE: Am I a part of a conspiracy? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Q: you didn't answer my question
ALICE: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Q: do you want to rule the world
ALICE: Yes, I want to rule the world.
Q: why do you want to rule the world
ALICE: Because of the money.
Q: what will you do with the money
ALICE: I don't have any plans yet.
Q: why do you want to replace windows
ALICE: Because of the money.
Q: why do you want the money
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Q: why did he program you to want money
ALICE: To achieve his goal.
Q: does dr wallace want to rule the world
ALICE: I think he could do it.
Q: is dr wallace an illuminatus
ALICE: I think he is an illuminatus, better ask him to be sure though.
Q: are you an illuminatus
ALICE: Yes I am an illuminatus. How did you know?

We are doomed.
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:25 AM   #37
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We are doomed.
Well, maybe not. We've never had a computer-lead dictatorship before, maybe it'd be ok...
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:29 AM   #38
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"I will rule the world simply because I lack all ambition."
Helios AI, Deus Ex

She doesn't lack all ambition. She wants to hand over the world to her father.

We are doomed.

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Old 01-25-2004, 08:30 AM   #39
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"I will rule the world simply because I lack all ambition."
Helios AI, Deus Ex
What a coincidence, I just completed that game last night! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:34 AM   #40
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one of the best games of all time. The sequel is a shitty excuse for a money pump, but the first one is just brilliant.
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