That's All right

John D Harris · 08-16-2001, 06:54 PM

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said,
"But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about
each other as we go along." So she consented
and they were married. They went on a honey-
moon to a very nice resort. While they were
lying by the pool the next morning, he got up
off of his towel, climbed the ten-meter board
and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed
by three rotations in the jackknife position.
When he straightened out, he cut the water like
a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he
came back and laid down on the towel. She said,
"That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be
an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about each other as we went
along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started
doing laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed
back out and laid down on her towel, hardly out
of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were
you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she
said, "I was a hooker in St. Louis and I worked
both sides of the river."

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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

trux · 08-16-2001, 07:04 PM

she sounds like a hard-working young lady.

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a bunch of long hairs.
trux

Fljotsdale · 08-16-2001, 08:33 PM

Falling about giggling hysterically!

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Sazerac · 08-16-2001, 09:17 PM

Man, you got to love our wonderful "ladies of the evening" and the sacrifices they make to provide their services! "Neither rivers, nor hail, nor sleet, nor slow, nor gloom of night, shall keep these ladies from their appointed rounds!

Great one, John D.!

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Harkoliar · 08-17-2001, 04:45 AM

i can only say two things

"the truth hurts"
"ignorance is a bliss"

LOL

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08-17-2001, 07:11 AM

Just wait till he finds out she's a lady-boy

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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Redblueflare · 08-17-2001, 02:20 PM

Lol! I can see his next question. "You *aren't* one anymore are you?"

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

Lioness · 08-17-2001, 10:36 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! John, that is hilarious! *giggle*
Ditto, Redblue.

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08-16-2001, 06:54 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented and they were married. They went on a honey- moon to a very nice resort. While they were lying by the pool the next morning, he got up off of his towel, climbed the ten-meter board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in the jackknife position. When he straightened out, he cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed back out and laid down on her towel, hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a hooker in St. Louis and I worked both sides of the river." ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime"

08-16-2001, 07:04 PM	#2
trux Avatar Join Date: May 19, 2001 Location: Darkside of the Moon Posts: 578	she sounds like a hard-working young lady. ------------------ a bunch of long hairs. trux

08-16-2001, 08:33 PM	#3
Fljotsdale Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England Age: 87 Posts: 2,859	Falling about giggling hysterically! ------------------

08-16-2001, 09:17 PM	#4
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Man, you got to love our wonderful "ladies of the evening" and the sacrifices they make to provide their services! "Neither rivers, nor hail, nor sleet, nor slow, nor gloom of night, shall keep these ladies from their appointed rounds! Great one, John D.! ------------------

08-17-2001, 04:45 AM	#5
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i can only say two things "the truth hurts" "ignorance is a bliss" LOL ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

08-17-2001, 07:11 AM	#6
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Just wait till he finds out she's a lady-boy ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. Lord Raptor's Site

08-17-2001, 02:20 PM	#7
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	Lol! I can see his next question. "You aren't one anymore are you?" ------------------ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

08-17-2001, 10:36 PM	#8
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	ROTFLMAO!!! John, that is hilarious! giggle Ditto, Redblue. ------------------ Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Little Angel of Ironworks

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