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Old 02-02-2004, 04:50 AM   #1
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Greetings, Ladies and Gents.

This topic is, as you see, a topic on asking/answering a stupid question.
Just before we start, there are a few *things* to go over...

1. Anything from BG1, ToTSC, BG2 SoA, ToB and many other mods are welcome.
2. When putting up question, put Q: before it, and A: before your answer.
3. While your fine to put MINOR spoilers (by minor I mean something that is virtually unavoidable and/or something that involves ONLY minor part of the story), please refrain from spoiling the entire saga outright.

Here we GO! Enjoy yourselves!

I'll start this off:
Q: Why does Valygar use magic items when he HATES magic so much???
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Old 02-02-2004, 05:38 AM   #2
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A: Magic items rock

While on the subject of Valygar, my Q is:

Q: Why does Lavok change from the huge Hula Wizard paperdoll to the small(well, normal sized) paper doll after you defeat him?

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Old 02-02-2004, 11:07 AM   #3
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Another Valygar question: why does he have a kit that gives him arcane spells?
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Old 02-02-2004, 03:24 PM   #4
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Another Valygar question: Why does he have golems as a racial enemy, yet took slots in Spear and Katana?
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Old 02-02-2004, 05:40 PM   #5
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Another Valygar question: Why does he have golems as a racial enemy, yet took slots in Spear and Katana?
A: So he looks cool in killing it.
Now for some other Q's...
Q: Would Cernd make a fine babysitter?

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Old 02-02-2004, 05:59 PM   #6
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Another Valygar question: why does he have a kit that gives him arcane spells?
A: Because he's a descendant of Mages, therefore should be able to cast spells.
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Old 02-02-2004, 06:04 PM   #7
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Q: Why does Lavok change from the huge Hula Wizard paperdoll to the small(well, normal sized) paper doll after you defeat him?
A: He was a big fan of the 80's and wanted to revive the Shoulder Pad look. However, Valygar hated the 80's so he took off those stupid shoulder pads so he wouldn't gag on a spoon each time he had to talk to Lavok.

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Another Valygar question: Why does he have golems as a racial enemy, yet took slots in Spear and Katana?
Because +3 Katanas and Spears hurt most Golems...and he had to compensate for something...I've said too much.

Q: Why is it whenever I kill too many beggars, guards always asail me, yet they too hate the beggars?

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Old 02-02-2004, 06:24 PM   #8
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A:Guards may hate the beggars but they don't murder them. Murder is against the law btw. In case you didn't know. So I suggest you stop commiting those street massacres....please don't hurt me
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Old 02-04-2004, 07:17 AM   #9
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Q: Why is it whenever I kill too many beggars, guards always asail me, yet they too hate the beggars?
I think I just solved the skinner murders !

Q: Why can druids have scimitars ?
Q: What is the point of druids generally ?
Q: Why can only evil characters wear human flesh ?

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Old 02-04-2004, 10:37 AM   #10
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Q: Why can only evil characters wear human flesh ? [/QB]
Because good people aren't that sick.
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