Estonia has begun terrorizing West-Europe

uss · 01-03-2005, 12:09 PM

This time with a pop music band. The band is named Vanilla Ninja and consists of 4 lovely Estonian girls.

This band's pop chart winning streak begun in Germany and Austria but it'll only be a matter of time 'til they achieve success in France, Italy and maybe later even the USA(*cough*if we're lucky*cough*). [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 01-03-2005, 12:32 PM

Phew, no mention of Britain there!

uss · 01-03-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox:
Phew, no mention of Britain there!

I didn't deem it necessary - Britain is already subjective to Estonian influence.

johnny · 01-03-2005, 07:00 PM

Can you please ask em to stay away from here ? We have enough of those hoochie girlie bands as it is already. Besides, we're still suffering from the Spice Girls.

Luvian · 01-03-2005, 07:18 PM

Pictures please?

Megabot · 01-03-2005, 11:54 PM

After 2 seconds Google search i find this pic!

uss · 01-04-2005, 12:52 AM

Thanks Megabot!

Another fancy image here:

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Can you please ask em to stay away from here ? We have enough of those hoochie girlie bands as it is already. Besides, we're still suffering from the Spice Girls.

Why on earth would you not want them? Girl bands rock.. visually.

Especially Estonian girl bands since Estonian girls are naturally beautiful.

Actually, this is all just a diversion tactic. In just 6 months, Estonia will announce *another* Axis of Evil which consists of Latvia, Lithuania and Alaska. Then we shall launch a preemptive strike against Alaska because of their supposed ownership of WoMDs. We'll send 20000 soldiers so that then we could preserve democracy there.

That's when Vanilla Ninja comes into play: Then we'll occupy Latvia and Lithuania with the rest of the Estonian military, which would be 10000 soldiers.

Then the rest of the world won't be a problem. [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

By 2025, we'll have conquered the rest of the world. Then you're gonna see.. lets see, 148 940 000 : 30 000, yes, you're gonna see an Estonian soldier for every 4964,66 sqare kilometres!

And the reason behind all that effort is to make all you guys eat Estonian food.. yes, that'll be mandatory. Also, Eurovision will be held in Estonia every year. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(That was all a joke, sorry if you didn't get it. Must be my Estonian sense of humour

)

[ 01-04-2005, 02:15 AM: Message edited by: uss ]

Zuvio · 01-04-2005, 03:56 AM

I dated all of them. They called me big daddy.

Blunderbuss · 01-04-2005, 03:57 AM

I just 'obtained' a couple of their tracks and I can't say I'm particularly excited about their arrival in Britain.

Grojlach · 01-04-2005, 04:25 AM

You know who else had a winning streak that begun in Germany and Austria?

THAT'S RIGHT!

01-03-2005, 12:32 PM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	Phew, no mention of Britain there! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-03-2005, 07:00 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Can you please ask em to stay away from here ? We have enough of those hoochie girlie bands as it is already. Besides, we're still suffering from the Spice Girls. __________________

01-03-2005, 07:18 PM	#5
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01-03-2005, 12:09 PM	#1
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 35 Posts: 2,775	This time with a pop music band. The band is named Vanilla Ninja and consists of 4 lovely Estonian girls. This band's pop chart winning streak begun in Germany and Austria but it'll only be a matter of time 'til they achieve success in France, Italy and maybe later even the USA(coughif we're luckycough). [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

01-03-2005, 11:54 PM	#6
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 61 Posts: 3,360	After 2 seconds Google search i find this pic!

01-04-2005, 03:57 AM	#9
Blunderbuss Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 11, 2004 Location: England Posts: 328	I just 'obtained' a couple of their tracks and I can't say I'm particularly excited about their arrival in Britain.

01-04-2005, 04:25 AM	#10
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	You know who else had a winning streak that begun in Germany and Austria? THAT'S RIGHT!

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