Sound Familiar?

Arvon · 12-21-2002, 10:33 AM

19 Ways to Know You Are a Woman

1. You are a Bitch.

2. When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed.

3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..

4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!'

6. Whine

7. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy.

8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend.

9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.

10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.

11. Complain

12. Hate any bar he likes

13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - these are required gifts proving his love.

14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your life (also, see number 7).

15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible.

16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.

17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2.

18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given.

19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next month just to rub it in.

Borvik · 12-21-2002, 10:44 AM

I'm so glad. You know, I had some doubts about that... but now: I'm not a woman phewww... No need to shave my legs anymore [img]smile.gif[/img]

Callum Kerr · 12-21-2002, 10:45 AM

Somehow I'm guessing that you don't come to this forum to pick up chicks...

Borvik · 12-21-2002, 10:55 AM

erm... no... why? Anything wrong with hairy legs?

Callum Kerr · 12-21-2002, 11:08 AM

I wasn't actually talking to you Borvik, you replied while I was typing... and there is NOTHING wrong with hairy legs... i have the second hairiest legs in my class...

Borvik · 12-21-2002, 11:12 AM

I see. I'm curious, what all the gals will reply to this thread [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 12-21-2002, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Borvik ]

Callum Kerr · 12-21-2002, 11:17 AM

well... it doesn't really matter to me I suppose... unless there are any incredibly hot girls who live in Penang, whom I haven't met yet and so have not had a chance to piss off with my smart alec comments... (DD at least)

WillowIX · 12-21-2002, 12:40 PM

[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] I resent all above statements! *starts crying* [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] And no, nothing is bothering me!

Horatio · 12-21-2002, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] I resent all above statements! *starts crying* [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] And no, nothing is bothering me!

hmm, I think it's time we all gave Willow some space

Horatio · 12-21-2002, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
Come here and get yourself a hug! [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

Er, no.

12-21-2002, 10:33 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	19 Ways to Know You Are a Woman 1. You are a Bitch. 2. When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. 5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!' 6. Whine 7. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy. 8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend. 9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you. 10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you. 11. Complain 12. Hate any bar he likes 13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - these are required gifts proving his love. 14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your life (also, see number 7). 15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible. 16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs. 17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2. 18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given. 19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next month just to rub it in. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

12-21-2002, 10:44 AM	#2
Borvik Drow Warrior Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: Germany Age: 57 Posts: 274	I'm so glad. You know, I had some doubts about that... but now: I'm not a woman phewww... No need to shave my legs anymore [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ There are two times in a man\'s life when he should not speculate: when he can\'t afford it, and when he can.<br /><br />(Mark Twain)

12-21-2002, 10:45 AM	#3
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 35 Posts: 638	Somehow I'm guessing that you don't come to this forum to pick up chicks... __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

12-21-2002, 10:55 AM	#4
Borvik Drow Warrior Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: Germany Age: 57 Posts: 274	erm... no... why? Anything wrong with hairy legs? __________________ There are two times in a man\'s life when he should not speculate: when he can\'t afford it, and when he can.<br /><br />(Mark Twain)

12-21-2002, 11:08 AM	#5
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 35 Posts: 638	I wasn't actually talking to you Borvik, you replied while I was typing... and there is NOTHING wrong with hairy legs... i have the second hairiest legs in my class... __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

12-21-2002, 11:12 AM	#6
Borvik Drow Warrior Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: Germany Age: 57 Posts: 274	I see. I'm curious, what all the gals will reply to this thread [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 12-21-2002, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Borvik ] __________________ There are two times in a man\'s life when he should not speculate: when he can\'t afford it, and when he can.<br /><br />(Mark Twain)

12-21-2002, 11:17 AM	#7
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 35 Posts: 638	well... it doesn't really matter to me I suppose... unless there are any incredibly hot girls who live in Penang, whom I haven't met yet and so have not had a chance to piss off with my smart alec comments... (DD at least) __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

12-21-2002, 12:40 PM	#8
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 4,628	[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] I resent all above statements! starts crying [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] And no, nothing is bothering me! __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

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