Dodgy off-topic poll - Page 4

01-01-2001, 11:58 PM

Heh... just listen to our ramblings and play along. Laughter is the music of the soul.
I got that from a book.

The.Relic · 01-01-2001, 11:59 PM

ALL... now ladyzekke my response to this thread was very clean, and I commended you on your very polite response because I can understand that many of the ladies might find this thread very uncouth.

01-02-2001, 12:02 AM

Ah, c'mon Relic, women have a sense of humour too, don't they? Don't they!?

01-02-2001, 05:02 AM

Dammit as a Paladin I'm not allowed either!
Still watch out or Helm will punish the lot of you!

01-02-2001, 05:05 AM

I'd rather be punished by Loviathar. Heh heh heh.

Rikard T'Aranaxz · 01-02-2001, 05:16 AM

You guys are sooo psychotic

anyway technicly seen i'm still a child
*should i leave?*
no
good
Cya

Bahamut · 01-02-2001, 09:49 AM

What do you mean by "you're a trip" ladyzekke?

By the way, If your not really drunk, a man's prowess is still at large baby!!!! Well, I get it coz of the beer part... let's change it to.. red wine... or how bout Tequila? Goddamn Absolut Kurant is great! By the way, don't drink a staight shot of Vodka, your trip to oblivion will be high speed, and man's prowess would be dead for a moment...

Lord of Alcohol · 01-02-2001, 02:02 PM

I am the Lord of Alcohol-INTOXOGOD so I am the ultimate authority on this subject. The answer is BEER & Liquor. For these most holy of drinks actually bring out the innate manliness in all men which causes the sex to be just as easy as the drinking. If you could read a womans thoughts this is what you would hear: "Gee look at that drunk guy. He's so cute! I gotta have him! I hope he never sobers up!" Women uhhh tell me this all the time so I'm glad I've been able to help out and feel free to ask if you have any lingering questions and I'll teach you about the glories of ALCOHOL. Merry New Year and to all a good night and all that~Intoxogod

Yorick · 01-02-2001, 02:15 PM

Alright, will someone please create a LORD OF SEXUAL RELATIONS pseudonym to balance this yobbos reply.

And Bahamut my friend, I do believe ladyzekke already explained what a 'trip' was on this thread. Have a read through the replies.

Armisael, what have you done? You've created a monster! (Literally if referring to Intoxoboofhead)

Lord of Alcohol · 01-02-2001, 07:48 PM

Now Yorick, your not being nice. Unless being called a yabbo is good in which case I'll accept it with dignity. I'm afraid Armisael didnt create me, although I do enjoy reading his posts. But Intoxoboofhead? I think you can do better than that. Feel free to e-mail me for suggestions on how to insult me and I'll tell nothing but the truth. That way I'll know what I'm being called. However should you need any (hetero)sexual advice I'd be happy to give you or anyone else my God-like wisdom. Actually I offer my wisdom on any subject to all so they might benefit from my awesome wisdom. Not that I'm a smartass or anything

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01-01-2001, 11:58 PM	#31
Armisael Guest Posts: n/a	Heh... just listen to our ramblings and play along. Laughter is the music of the soul. I got that from a book.

01-01-2001, 11:59 PM	#32
The.Relic Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Long Beach, CA. USA Age: 67 Posts: 1,589	ALL... now ladyzekke my response to this thread was very clean, and I commended you on your very polite response because I can understand that many of the ladies might find this thread very uncouth.

01-02-2001, 12:02 AM	#33
Armisael Guest Posts: n/a	Ah, c'mon Relic, women have a sense of humour too, don't they? Don't they!?

01-02-2001, 05:02 AM	#34
RoninX Guest Posts: n/a	Dammit as a Paladin I'm not allowed either! Still watch out or Helm will punish the lot of you!

01-02-2001, 05:05 AM	#35
Armisael Guest Posts: n/a	I'd rather be punished by Loviathar. Heh heh heh.

01-02-2001, 05:16 AM	#36
Rikard T'Aranaxz Harper Join Date: July 17, 2004 Location: amsterdam Age: 39 Posts: 4,772	You guys are sooo psychotic anyway technicly seen i'm still a child should i leave? no good Cya

01-02-2001, 09:49 AM	#37
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	What do you mean by "you're a trip" ladyzekke? By the way, If your not really drunk, a man's prowess is still at large baby!!!! Well, I get it coz of the beer part... let's change it to.. red wine... or how bout Tequila? Goddamn Absolut Kurant is great! By the way, don't drink a staight shot of Vodka, your trip to oblivion will be high speed, and man's prowess would be dead for a moment...

01-02-2001, 02:02 PM	#38
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	I am the Lord of Alcohol-INTOXOGOD so I am the ultimate authority on this subject. The answer is BEER & Liquor. For these most holy of drinks actually bring out the innate manliness in all men which causes the sex to be just as easy as the drinking. If you could read a womans thoughts this is what you would hear: "Gee look at that drunk guy. He's so cute! I gotta have him! I hope he never sobers up!" Women uhhh tell me this all the time so I'm glad I've been able to help out and feel free to ask if you have any lingering questions and I'll teach you about the glories of ALCOHOL. Merry New Year and to all a good night and all that~Intoxogod

01-02-2001, 02:15 PM	#39
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Alright, will someone please create a LORD OF SEXUAL RELATIONS pseudonym to balance this yobbos reply. And Bahamut my friend, I do believe ladyzekke already explained what a 'trip' was on this thread. Have a read through the replies. Armisael, what have you done? You've created a monster! (Literally if referring to Intoxoboofhead)

01-02-2001, 07:48 PM	#40
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Now Yorick, your not being nice. Unless being called a yabbo is good in which case I'll accept it with dignity. I'm afraid Armisael didnt create me, although I do enjoy reading his posts. But Intoxoboofhead? I think you can do better than that. Feel free to e-mail me for suggestions on how to insult me and I'll tell nothing but the truth. That way I'll know what I'm being called. However should you need any (hetero)sexual advice I'd be happy to give you or anyone else my God-like wisdom. Actually I offer my wisdom on any subject to all so they might benefit from my awesome wisdom. Not that I'm a smartass or anything

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