Milk Cow

Arvon · 01-22-2007, 06:31 PM

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.

He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.

Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised.

He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's
current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."

Kyrvias · 01-22-2007, 06:49 PM

Ha... that's pretty funny. There's my laugh for the day...

Bungleau · 01-22-2007, 07:13 PM

LOL! Gotta tell that one to my dad!

Mack_Attack · 01-22-2007, 10:55 PM

I need a teat pic to verify this. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Callum · 01-23-2007, 01:26 AM

I don't get it. The joke is that women from North Dakota fart?

bubbe · 01-23-2007, 01:50 AM

Haha! Good start on the day reading this joke! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero · 01-23-2007, 07:37 AM

For sure? Need someone to confirm this.

Leonis · 01-23-2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Callum:
I don't get it. The joke is that women from North Dakota fart?

Now that's funny...

Callum · 01-23-2007, 04:27 PM

I'm actually serious. I come from Malaysia... I don't get these American jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bungleau · 01-24-2007, 12:03 AM

Jokes are always difficult in another language, Callum.

You grab the cow's teat. Its breast, if you will. The cow farts.

Sven recognizes this, apparently because the same thing happens when he squeezes his wife's breast.

So he asks if the cow came from the same place as his wife, since it behaves the same.

01-22-2007, 06:31 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts. Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home. When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens." Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?" Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?" Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-22-2007, 07:13 PM	#3
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	LOL! Gotta tell that one to my dad! __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

01-22-2007, 10:55 PM	#4
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	I need a teat pic to verify this. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

01-23-2007, 01:26 AM	#5
Callum Symbol of Cyric Join Date: October 21, 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 35 Posts: 1,143	I don't get it. The joke is that women from North Dakota fart? __________________ [img]\"http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4763/callumavataranimated4ff.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-23-2007, 01:50 AM	#6
bubbe Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 19, 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 318	Haha! Good start on the day reading this joke! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Sorry about my bad english!

01-22-2007, 06:49 PM	#2
Kyrvias Lord Ao Join Date: May 15, 2005 Posts: 2,092	Ha... that's pretty funny. There's my laugh for the day...

01-23-2007, 07:37 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	For sure? Need someone to confirm this.

01-23-2007, 04:27 PM	#9
Callum Symbol of Cyric Join Date: October 21, 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 35 Posts: 1,143	I'm actually serious. I come from Malaysia... I don't get these American jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4763/callumavataranimated4ff.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-24-2007, 12:03 AM	#10
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Jokes are always difficult in another language, Callum. You grab the cow's teat. Its breast, if you will. The cow farts. Sven recognizes this, apparently because the same thing happens when he squeezes his wife's breast. So he asks if the cow came from the same place as his wife, since it behaves the same. __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

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