Britain is all to blame!

Jaradu · 05-18-2007, 01:45 PM

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Machine guns, slums, prisons, child labor, bad hygiene, the Black Plague, concentration camps, you name it. If it hurts people, the British probably came up with it.

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After obtaining a sufficient number of signatures to show the depth of international support for our proposed settlement, we plan to present a full copy of the petition, in person, to Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace.

I can't believe this could be serious. £31 trillion? Wow, I'd better sell some stuff to contribute. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh, and check out the commercial

Ivelliis · 05-18-2007, 04:11 PM

LOL Some people are just a bit odd...

Thoran · 05-18-2007, 05:18 PM

You know... I think my Great Great Great Grandfather once fell while taking a stroll in the Royal Preserve (or was he running from the Sheriff with a stag over his shoulder... can't recall that detail). I need REPAIRATIONS, I've been emotionally SCARRED!

wellard · 05-18-2007, 10:36 PM

LOL that is a funny website. I like reason 99 the best....

"they made Elton John a knight of the empire"

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Sever · 05-19-2007, 01:58 AM

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Can't stop thinking about the pommy girl who had me believing, for a whole week, that i'd contracted herpes. Where do i sign?

Dragonshadow · 05-20-2007, 05:48 AM

Somehow I feel like I should stand up for England... But we did knight Elton John... I really can't defend that

Ivelliis · 05-20-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Somehow I feel like I should stand up for England... But we did knight Elton John... I really can't defend that

That's Sir Elton John [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Balintherlas · 05-20-2007, 05:10 PM

Those damn Limeys, at least they gave the world Bond, and Mel Gibson an Oscar.

Larry_OHF · 05-20-2007, 05:16 PM

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Who would the money go to, and how would it be distributed?
Everyone has suffered the consequences of the Evil Empire. We proposed to distribute the reparations monies equally between all the people of the world. Dividing a £31 trillion settlement between 6.5 billion people gives us roughly £4,770 or $8,350 for every man, woman, and child on earth. It's far from enough, but it's a start.

Some of my ancestors had to leave their Scotland homeland back when there was war going on with Britain. I want my $8,350.
My wife's ancestor had been a knight in England, but his grandchildren had to flee to Ireland for some reason and I am sure it was the crown's fault. She wants her $8k as well.

Dragonshadow · 05-20-2007, 06:30 PM

What I want to know is, is this going to raise our taxes?

05-18-2007, 04:11 PM	#2
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	LOL Some people are just a bit odd... __________________

05-18-2007, 10:36 PM	#4
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	LOL that is a funny website. I like reason 99 the best.... "they made Elton John a knight of the empire" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

05-19-2007, 01:58 AM	#5
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 43 Posts: 3,293	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Can't stop thinking about the pommy girl who had me believing, for a whole week, that i'd contracted herpes. Where do i sign? __________________ Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

05-20-2007, 05:48 AM	#6
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Somehow I feel like I should stand up for England... But we did knight Elton John... I really can't defend that __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

05-20-2007, 05:10 PM	#8
Balintherlas Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 22, 2003 Location: Ohio, Go Tribe Age: 37 Posts: 1,131	Those damn Limeys, at least they gave the world Bond, and Mel Gibson an Oscar. __________________ Veni, Vidi, Vici

05-18-2007, 05:18 PM	#3
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 56 Posts: 2,109	You know... I think my Great Great Great Grandfather once fell while taking a stroll in the Royal Preserve (or was he running from the Sheriff with a stag over his shoulder... can't recall that detail). I need REPAIRATIONS, I've been emotionally SCARRED!

05-20-2007, 06:30 PM	#10
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	What I want to know is, is this going to raise our taxes? __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

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