Visit the Ironworks Gaming Website Email the Webmaster Graphics Library Rules and Regulations Help Support Ironworks Forum with a Donation to Keep us Online - We rely totally on Donations from members Donation goal Meter

Ironworks Gaming Radio

Ironworks Gaming Forum

Go Back   Ironworks Gaming Forum > Ironworks Gaming Forums > General Discussion > General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 01-19-2005, 12:35 PM   #1

Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to
confront the druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast
and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house
with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my
keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When
I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me
to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I
got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone was
still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash
drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of
perfume bottles on it...half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a
rectal thermometer. and believe me, Mister, I TOLD HER!

53.7% of all statistics are made up
Arvon is offline  
Old 01-19-2005, 02:39 PM   #2
Symbol of Cyric

Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
Age: 28
Posts: 1,163
That sura isa funny. It took me a minute to get it, but yeah. Good joke [still watching...].
armageddon272 is offline  
Old 01-19-2005, 05:59 PM   #3

Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 30
Posts: 5,225

[img]\"\" alt=\" - \" />
RoSs_bg2_rox is offline  
Old 01-19-2005, 07:27 PM   #4
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Defend Your Castle Champion Frogger Champion Monkey Diving Champion Summer Games Champion Donkey Kong Champion
Moon Lander Champion Space Invaders Champion
Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 32
Posts: 2,637
UGH!! Why did you have to do that one?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Dron_Cah is offline  
Old 01-19-2005, 07:40 PM   #5
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice

Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 33
Posts: 3,281
Boooooo [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
shadowhound is offline  
Old 01-20-2005, 10:05 AM   #6
Red Wizard of Thay
3D SuperBall Champion Asteroids Champion Battle of Helms Deep Champion Moon Patrol Champion Pac Man Champion
Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Ballarat, Australia.
Age: 40
Posts: 878
Here I was hoping for some kind of ego bursting universe shattering LSD trip report, but instead there's this bad joke. Oh well. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Diddledy High, Diddledy Low,
Come Brave Blood Sheep,
You've a goodly way to go.
- Brilhasti Ap Tarj
CerebroDragon is offline  
Old 01-20-2005, 10:03 PM   #7
Iron Throne Cult

Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 34
Posts: 4,864
He just had to tell everything that happened to his lame day... tsss... hahaha [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Bahamut is offline  

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:13 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2019 Ironworks Gaming TM & The Great Escape Studios - All Rights Reserved