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Old 11-22-2004, 06:58 AM   #1
Arvon
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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He Said She Said

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said....Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

He said....Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said...That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart

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Old 11-22-2004, 07:01 AM   #2
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Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 34
Posts: 5,225
Lol Arvon. They are great. Although I think the guy may get a slap outa number 1.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:05 AM   #3
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Join Date: May 16, 2003
Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada
Age: 58
Posts: 5,634
Those were good.. havn't seen them before.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:06 AM   #4
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Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
Age: 37
Posts: 5,403
ROFLMAO, that was a great set o' jokes arvon, as usual
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Old 11-22-2004, 09:43 PM   #5
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ROFLMAO...Is that "he" happen to be you arvon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:32 AM   #6
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Join Date: October 21, 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC
Age: 35
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Nice!
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