07-17-2001, 11:43 PM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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I received this as an E-mail from my sister-in-law and she said to pass it on to any bright women that I knew. So, naturaly I thunked of the ladies of Ironworks IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN: 1 We got off the Titanic first. 2 We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5 No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. 6 We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7 If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8 We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. 9 We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10 We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11 We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12 If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 13 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 14 We'll never regret piercing our ears. 15 We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
07-18-2001, 12:50 AM | #2 | |
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Moni ------------------ [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 07-18-2001).] |
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07-18-2001, 03:45 AM | #3 |
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Hey, chocolate works for men when the problem is the woman
~Lord Shield runs for the swamps and dives into the crocodile-infested waters to escape female retribution~ ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html |
07-18-2001, 04:55 AM | #4 | |
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*Kormar runs and dives in the same croc infested waters...* ------------------ "Beware fool that you put too much stock in the power of the spoken word, lest the unspoken one trample you from behind." Kormar |
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07-18-2001, 07:29 AM | #5 |
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*snaps at the men, growling....grrrrrrr....run to the croccies, boys, it can never be as bad as what *I* will do once I get my claws into you ...
------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH, the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the Prevention of Acronym Extinction) & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
07-18-2001, 07:55 AM | #6 |
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ooh - tempting! LS stupidly runs back to Mel
However, sensibly he is carrying a heart-shaped box of chocolates for her ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 07-18-2001).] |
07-18-2001, 08:30 AM | #7 | |
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07-18-2001, 09:01 AM | #8 |
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The second laugh of the day. This is very funny.
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07-18-2001, 09:05 AM | #9 |
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fun!
i justdont get the one on you can congratulate someone without touching their rear... hmmm.... ------------------ Yukishiro Tomoe |
07-18-2001, 09:47 AM | #10 | |
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Is this only a U.S. thing? If so I'm scared LOL! Moni ------------------ |
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