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02-09-2004, 08:29 PM
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This is a list of Strains, Cramps, and Pains.
Nazi's Groin -- Caused by doing the splits while marching. Very common problem in World War 2 amongst Nazis which possibly lead to their destruction. Nerd's Finger -- Caused by continuos clicking, usually as a result of playing Postal 2, using the paint program, etc. Initiate's Butt -- Caused by Hazing Ritual involving overly hard paddles. Drow Victim's Nipples -- Caused by the horrible "Drow Nipple Torture." Dork's Nose -- Caused as a result of getting punched in the nose by that Girl who refused to take you out on a date. This can easily be translated into a life lesson -- Take "No" for an answer, for the sake of your nose! Mounty's Groin -- Similar to Nazi's Groin, but common amongst the RCMP. Mounty's Groin occurs as a result of riding your horse a little too fast. Whackmiester's Numbness -- Common in me, the Whackmiester, usually as a result of just sitting still for about three hours streight. Protestor's Head -- Occurs as a result of getting pepper-sprayed, bonked on the head, and being punched in the nose by Roit Police. Heston's Finger -- Occurs as a result of shooting anything that moves (including your drunk uncle!) Stoner's Tongue -- Occurs as a result of constantly licking that paper that you wrap mary jane in. Stay tuned for Ten Contagions from Hell! [ 02-09-2004, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ] |
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02-09-2004, 09:15 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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That is the weirdest thing I've ever read.
LOL, thanks! 
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02-09-2004, 09:42 PM
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02-10-2004, 02:45 AM
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That was incredible. Don't forget Illumina's Throat, which is a cut throat resulting from a sharp tongue.
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02-10-2004, 06:16 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
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lol the Nazi one is great! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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02-10-2004, 06:42 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
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Dude stoners toungue was so funny, the whole list was great too.
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