The Boogre Bar 4

[harleyquinn]

Hi! This is my first time in this place. I came in here because I heard tales of a guy driving his ship into a shrine. I just had to check it out for myself.
Beer, please.

[Bungleau]

If you have sufficient protection from fire (or ice) (and from magic, I think), you can cast storm spells with impunity. By the end game, you can grab 'em nose-to-nose and make it happen.

In the early game, the storm critters will affect you as well as the monsters involved. Try it with a low-level character and watch what happens.

[Loumistro]

WHAT!?!?!?!?

Antoher Story. Jeez, c'mon give me a break. I use to tell stories in here all of the time. I am not going to start out with the cool ones. But I will tell of the time that my friend got in a fender bender in his car.

It was a dark in stormy night, Okay it was really a nice afternoon notta cloud in the sky. Well I can't make up my mind, dark and stormy or clear. Oh well either way that doesn't affect the story. Okay well I was in the car with him. We were going down a country road. He got in a fender bender going 102 ( He hit the breaks obviously, otherwise I don't think I would be here). The other people were in a van. We knew the person otherwise we would be srewed. Well I went home got on the internet. I made the kid famous. I told everyone in our school that he was paralized. It was so funny. I said he may not live. I told them all kinds of crap. Well he got a bunch of phone calls from girls. It was so funny he actually thought they liked him. After he found out what was up. He was so pissed at me. Oh well I got a good laugh out of it.

[Dave B.]

Well, if it's confession time....

Not only is there the favourite of toasting your own party, there's the frantic clicking on the nasties with nothing happening because your character has a healing spell readied.

And the best.....

After playing the game, seriously, for about 4 weeks and getting annoyed with having to "Pool" my gold around the party I've just realised you can divvy gold
like you can any other multiple item.

DOH!!!!!!!

[bsftcs]

I hate to tell you I have got a better one:
It was not until last week that I discovered that donating money to one of the temples improves one's character's presence. I completed the game about a year ago without realizing this. And on this, my second time around I first discovered it after having reached level 24 presence with all my party members!

[Olli Kalma]

Loumistro
I had some problems with my father's car too several years ago.
I was driving trought the road over 100km/h and hit the tree...
It was 30cm width tree and broked, s my dads car too...
I only hit my head into glass and hurt my arm too.
The safety belt burnet into my skin and it had to cut out of my body.
I tought that it was all over, until I crashed another time 3-4 weeks ago...
Now it wasn't my fold, but car broked quite well ( it cost 6000€ to fix it )

So what we learned from here?
Drive saftely and watch out for other drivers..
It's not enought that you drive like all should, there can be others that doesen't

And now Loumistro, let's drink some cool Stout Ale!

[LiOnHe@rT]

awwhor.......lou! how can u be so cruel?! well, maybe a bit also can lar, but causing a bunch of girls to call that person up................................ how do you do it???

[bsftcs]

I entered through the swing door and strolled casually up to the bar. But I could hardly recognize the place. Was this really the place where up until recently there had been a constant din of visiting guests logging on and off? I went out again into the forum to check, but sure enough: This WAS the Boogre Bar. I went back inside, the thud of my boots resounded in the bar room as they left their marks in the damp saw dust. The bartender looked up from the bar counter grunting while still resting his chin in his hand. "What'll it be?", he asked scratching his loin. I was about to ask him where all the guests had gone when I suddenly realized that it had been quite a long while since the last time I was here, and thus my Boogre accent was a bit rusty. I paused for a moment to recollect how speak this dialect. I pushed forward my lower jaw, so that my underhung jaw almost reached the counter, and with a guttural voice, speaking as if I had a hot potato stuck in my throat, I asked him: "Uhm... where are uh... duh other guests"? He looked atme as if I were completely mad I suddenly remembered that boogres do not have a longer memory than about 24 hours. Realizing that he was not able to help me I sat down on the bar stool with a resigned jolt that made my chain mail rattle.
4 days!!! had it really been that long since any other guests had been here. Once again I checked the list of visitors to the topic, and yes: It had really been four days.
Ordering my usual decaffeinated Mana Max Potion I pondered my move. What was I to do to make my friends at the forum visit the bar more often. Realizing that I myself was not that regular a visitor I devised a simple plan: How about if I made the Boogre Bar appear on top of the forum? But to do so I had to post a reply, and to post a reply I had to have an embarrassing story or something like that to tell. So here is my list of top five embarrassing mistakes in the Gael Serran:
1. When playing the game first time I completed the game without ever finding out what happened when donating money at a temple. I just thought it was a waste of money.
2. I once equipped my top wizard with a staff of summoning. I did not hear the clink when equipping the weapon, and thus I did not realize that it was cursed until much later, when the curse had already zapped her for quite a number of statistics points.
3. I did not realize that entering either the Priest Guild or the Bushi Dojo would reset the quest to ascend to the role of monk. That caused my priest many days of running around naked while I cursed what I believed to be a bug in the game.

And last but not least the old classics:

4. The lever at the crypt took me three days to find.
5. Having fended off the pit crawler in the Boogre Caves just long enough for my wizard’s mana to recharge I forgot to change the spell before casting it thus incinerating both the pit crawler and my party with a firestorm.

I hope you fine ladies and gentlemen will join me in the bar again shortly.

[Felix The Assassin]

Cat with a hat enters bar, checks no weapons at check station;
glances around, takes one quick step for cat kind, ten steps for man kind, and places a order for a cup of warm milk. Strolls over to his old favorite spot in the back corner, puts his paws up, and takes a long sip from warm milk.

Listens to the new din of raw recruits, and fantasizes about the last decision he made. Yeap, it was the correct one. There are lots of hard working adventurers here, fighting the forces of evil, and gaining experience with it all.

Felix is back, though he lives a very properous and event filled life in a land called Vanderfell, (Morrowind for some). He has managed a long stroll back to the Gael Serran.
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Cat removes hat, and ever so quickly lets the red hood of his assassins cowl slip back. To reveal.

CETS HEAD!! HA!HA!HA!HA!

Guess Whos Back.

[chi master]

Hi felix!!! long time no see [img]smile.gif[/img]