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OMG!!!!!!!!!!
What is that smell? I know it can't.........be.................................. ........................................... OMG!!!!!!!! Pauly, you promised not to kill any other endangered species!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are in so much trouble.......
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09-16-2002, 09:07 PM
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How can a priest have a fiance? Oh, your one of those new wave, drinking, got your belly button pierced, cursing, flatuant, non-religious priests? When can I schedule a confession? [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Ronn, I believe LofA is a priest of the Beer God, Alcoholius Budweisius, so should be able to not only perform shotgun drunken weddings, but also be able to marry himself over and over again in an ascention thing, climbing the steps and gaining experience (Moni is a princess after all, not some peasant), until the day he ascends to the top of the rungs and meets his soul mate, St. Pauly Girl.  I think his confessional is open at 2:00pm (acceptable *I'm over my hangover* time and can function now*). Oh and pizza donations go a long way!  Trust me, I got this Staff of Beering he granted me, and it rocks!
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09-16-2002, 09:53 PM
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Absofreakin'lutely HILARIOUS! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
Good work, guys!
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09-17-2002, 08:35 AM
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LOL! Rice balls it is, then! Oh and Megabot, you can't do a convincing Elvis with pink pantaloons and a frock on!
Although a pink Cadilac would be ok!
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09-17-2002, 02:24 PM
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09-17-2002, 02:29 PM
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LOL Yeah! Get him good and drunk so he won't leave me standing at the alter (not so drunk he passes out at the alter though!
)Just keep reminding him that it is just another step in the ascension...surely after marrying a *cough* princess, St. Pauly Girl can't be that far behind! |
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09-17-2002, 06:01 PM
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So, tell me again - what is the function of a "Paulbearer", and why are there five of us? I have it narrowed down to two possible reasons - either we are the string quintet (gee Pauly, that is a classy way to outdo you average meagre ole quartet) for the reception, or we are the basis of the "Pentacle of Inebriation". If you are planing to perform that ritual, then I remind you that you also need 2 virgins, a mature cauliflower, a dozen bandaids and a rubber duck.
Gee, where are we going to get so many bandaids at such short notice - not to mention a mature cauliflower.........
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09-17-2002, 06:31 PM
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OK, how in the heck did I miss this??? Class! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
I don't mind helping with the catering, just don't make me do any flower arranging OK? And have the nekkid dancing trio been booked to provide entertainment? (or would that be more appropriate for LoAs stag night ) Perhaps there is still a chance that Memsie would get his kit off and join them for such a special occassion! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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) and I'm trying to round up virgins now! I have the cauliflower(*looks down*) and the rubber ducks in the tub. Now we just need to set a date and yes indeed I will welcome your quartet! As a matter of fact your in charge of that! Try to fit it in with Megobots Elvis flower girl act if you could
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09-17-2002, 08:08 PM
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So does that mean I have to fire the organ grinder with the hairless monkey?
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