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Old 11-23-2004, 07:09 AM   #1

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Thanksgiving Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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Old 11-23-2004, 07:17 AM   #2
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Haven't heard this one before! Nice!
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:28 AM   #3
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lol, always loved that one. For christmas, birthday or thanksgiving [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:33 AM   #4
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Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good.

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Old 11-23-2004, 08:40 AM   #5
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i love that one. i'll prolly use it on my own kids someday!
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Old 11-23-2004, 09:03 AM   #6
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Ahhh that's great!

I needed that one... hahaha
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Old 11-23-2004, 12:27 PM   #7

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God, some family that guy has...
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Old 11-23-2004, 02:06 PM   #8
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Excellent!! [img]smile.gif[/img] That sounds like a good tactic....
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:34 PM   #9
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That's a nice way. great tactic! LOL
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:40 PM   #10
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Originally posted by dplax:
Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good.
Gees d, another avatar already. You must be the official crazy poster guy here! Anyway, congrats' on Dracolichdom.
I PM'd you again. See if ya' get it.
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