Divorce (oldie but goodie)

Arvon · 11-23-2004, 07:09 AM

Thanksgiving Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Callum · 11-23-2004, 07:17 AM

Haven't heard this one before! Nice!

Hivetyrant · 11-23-2004, 07:28 AM

lol, always loved that one. For christmas, birthday or thanksgiving [img]tongue.gif[/img]

dplax · 11-23-2004, 07:33 AM

Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good.

RevRuby · 11-23-2004, 08:40 AM

i love that one. i'll prolly use it on my own kids someday!

Bahamut · 11-23-2004, 09:03 AM

Ahhh that's great!

I needed that one... hahaha

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-23-2004, 12:27 PM

God, some family that guy has...

Dron_Cah · 11-23-2004, 02:06 PM

Excellent!! [img]smile.gif[/img] That sounds like a good tactic....

Kakero · 11-23-2004, 07:34 PM

That's a nice way. great tactic! LOL

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 11-23-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dplax:
Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good.

Gees d, another avatar already. You must be the official crazy poster guy here! Anyway, congrats' on Dracolichdom.
I PM'd you again. See if ya' get it.

11-23-2004, 07:09 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Thanksgiving Divorce An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-23-2004, 07:17 AM	#2
Callum Symbol of Cyric Join Date: October 21, 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 36 Posts: 1,143	Haven't heard this one before! Nice! __________________ [img]\"http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4763/callumavataranimated4ff.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-23-2004, 07:33 AM	#4
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 39 Posts: 5,577	Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good. __________________

11-23-2004, 08:40 AM	#5
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	i love that one. i'll prolly use it on my own kids someday! __________________ peek-a-boo

11-23-2004, 09:03 AM	#6
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 40 Posts: 4,864	Ahhh that's great! I needed that one... hahaha __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

11-23-2004, 07:28 AM	#3
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	lol, always loved that one. For christmas, birthday or thanksgiving [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-23-2004, 12:27 PM	#7
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 5,225	God, some family that guy has... __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-23-2004, 02:06 PM	#8
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Excellent!! [img]smile.gif[/img] That sounds like a good tactic....

11-23-2004, 07:34 PM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	That's a nice way. great tactic! LOL

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