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Old 03-02-2004, 10:42 AM   #1
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THE FARMER


A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man
comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on
this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I
got the bucket bout full, she took her left leg and kicked over the
bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued
to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right
leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as
I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket
with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and
tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my
wife walked in.....
Some things you just can't explain.
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Old 03-02-2004, 11:16 AM   #2
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lol, that's funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
 
Old 03-02-2004, 12:51 PM   #3
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LMAO! Good een!
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Old 03-02-2004, 02:17 PM   #4
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ROFLMAO! That's funny! In a twisted sort of way, but still funny!
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:08 PM   #5
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LOL!
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Old 03-02-2004, 08:49 PM   #6
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very nice indeed.
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