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Old 07-13-2002, 08:10 AM   #1
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Did you know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimps heart is in it's head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried it's head in the sand.

It's physically impossible
for pigs to look up inyo the sky.

A pregant goldfsih is called a twit.

More than 50% of people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib.
If you try to to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you try to keep your eyes open by force
they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14,Section 1211
of Code of Fedaral Regulations,
implemented on July 16,1069,
make it illegal for U.S. citzens to have any contact
with extraterestrails or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld
there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack does'nt echo,
and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints,everyone's
tongue print is different.

Over 75 percent of people who read
this will try to lick their elbow.
 
Old 07-13-2002, 08:21 AM   #2
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Why do I get the feeling that i`ve seen something like this somewhere
before
??
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Old 07-13-2002, 08:26 AM   #3
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Why not tell us something that we dont`t knowe?!!
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Old 07-13-2002, 08:29 AM   #4
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hmm..got nothing else to do? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-13-2002, 09:18 AM   #5
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Here's ones you probably didn't know:

The largest (heaviest) crustacean in the world is the lobster.

In a shop in Hong Kong, you can pay $200 to shit on a golden toilet.

The best-selling RPG is Diablo 2.

It is impossible for a person to lick their back.

0% of people reading this will try to lick their back.

A woman who flies upside down soon has nasty crack-up.

A blue whale has the largest brain in the world, but is not as smart as a dolphin.

Porpoises can swim underwater for 15 minutes without taking a breath. So can dolphins. Porpoises are dolphins.
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Old 07-13-2002, 12:33 PM   #6
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I did not knove that Diablo II was RPG, i dont think so it`s and hack and slash game or more like action game some sort not rpg!
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Old 07-13-2002, 02:36 PM   #7
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Well that's what the Guiness Book said...
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Old 07-13-2002, 02:44 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by Arledrian:

implemented on July 16,1069,
Say what year again?
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Old 07-13-2002, 02:56 PM   #9
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Well, the U.S' roots go way back.........
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Old 07-13-2002, 03:31 PM   #10
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Nice going that they can pass a law on extra terrasterials 714 years before the country was even founded...
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