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07-06-2003, 12:31 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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The New Pastor
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter. Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me." Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
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07-06-2003, 12:51 PM
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Baaz Draconian
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LOL oh thank you for that. I needed a good laugh
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07-06-2003, 04:44 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] lol, very good
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07-06-2003, 04:46 PM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
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HAHA! That cracked me up!
Good one! Keep `em coming 
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07-06-2003, 05:53 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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hehe, that's a nice one.
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07-06-2003, 11:09 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: NZ
Age: 37
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Heh. That was quite clever.
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