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Old 04-10-2001, 10:09 PM   #1
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THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER


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SPECIAL UPDATE: The "Coleslaw Casanova" Strikes Again!





Hugh Mongor has done it again!

Quickly becoming known as the most fickle lover in the Gael Serran, the "lonely hearted" Jungle Lily known as Hugh Mongor has ditched the Altar of Serran statue and focused his amorous attentions on a rosy Crab O' The Sea!

"I tried and I tried," Hugh was quoted as saying, "but I just couldn't get through to my ex-lover. She had a heart of stone. I just couldn't read her. On any issue or argument we had, she'd never budge. Nothing I did would move her. I finally got tired of her giving me the silent treatment and finally left. It broke my heart, but what's a sensitive, lovelorn herb to do otherwise?"

When Hugh was asked about his current lover, he said, "She's all I'll ever need. Even though she can be crusty, when she hugs you, oboy, you stay hugged! She's never put the pinch on me, though, even though she can be quite crabby if I haven't shelled out enough to suit her. Conchita and I will be together forever! I'd dive to the bottom of the sea for her."

Yep. Right, Hugh. We're buying it, aren't we? At least until next week...or tomorrow? I guess whichever comes first...

Uh...wait! Hugh! Buddy! Hehehe...it was a joke, you know? Ha-ha..? Wait! NO! Don't spew that...AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

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Old 04-10-2001, 10:21 PM   #2
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gads, how I like the Hugh Mongor issues!!!!

High Five!!!!!!!!!

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Old 04-10-2001, 10:25 PM   #3
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Dangit, I lose more reporters that way...

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Old 04-10-2001, 10:29 PM   #4
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Actually seems like inspiration to try to find Hugh somewhere in my own game! LOL!!!

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Old 04-10-2001, 10:31 PM   #5
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Okay - decided that my 1000th post should land here rather than in some other post!

TWANG

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Old 04-10-2001, 10:37 PM   #6
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1000!!! Woohoos, Whistles and bell ringing goin' on ova hea!
Seriously! We have an antique "ranch style" dinner bell on the porch & I clanged it for ya! Heh heh heh...neighbors think I am nuts lol!

CONGRATULATIONS WYVERN!

Another Great Story Saz! Sorry about the loss of your reporter! Perhaps someone with a Rebirth spell will pass by before he starts to smell!


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Old 04-10-2001, 10:42 PM   #7
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Wyvern: I am truly Honored!

1000!
1000!
1000!



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Old 04-10-2001, 10:44 PM   #8
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[B]When Hugh was asked about his current lover, he said, "She's all I'll ever need. Even though she can be crusty, when she hugs you, oboy, you stay hugged! She's never put the pinch on me, though, even though she can be quite crabby if I haven't shelled out enough to suit her. Conchita and I will be together forever! I'd dive to the bottom of the sea for her."[B]
ROTFL
Sorry to say it but she seems like a right shellfish bastard to me.

Hey, big whoop on the old 1k there Wyvern

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Old 04-10-2001, 10:51 PM   #9
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Charlie:

^ 5!



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Old 04-10-2001, 10:56 PM   #10
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For those of you who want to follow the full story about this "Casanova Coleslaw", I've pushed up the "Special Feature" and "10th Edition" threads. You will see that this character is a "love 'em and leave 'em" guy. As soon as he finds someone new to frondle, he's off and running!

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