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Old 11-11-2004, 06:41 AM   #1
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Great Gift Idea

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
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Old 11-11-2004, 11:49 AM   #2
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LOL!!! Haha That is one of your best for a while mr McComic.
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Old 11-11-2004, 11:53 AM   #3
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LOL! That was a good one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 11-11-2004, 01:23 PM   #4
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When is the funeral?
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:12 PM   #5
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woooo...I wonder what that lingerie look like. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:44 PM   #6
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LOL!!! Haha That is one of your best for a while mr McComic.
haha yeah it's funny! and Arvon's got a Nick!!

Mr McComic [img]tongue.gif[/img] awesome one ross
 
Old 11-12-2004, 01:43 AM   #7
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HAHAHA!!! Wife? Not any more [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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