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Old 05-11-2001, 02:44 PM   #1
Bruce The Aussie
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what weapons would a lawyer use? please answer quickly 'cos i'm creating the charactor now

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Old 05-11-2001, 02:53 PM   #2
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Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
what weapons would a lawyer use? please answer quickly 'cos i'm creating the charactor now

A pen. (Mightier than a sword)

Words of entanglement
Utterances of confounding

A bill of unbearable weight

A shield of arrogant attitude

Dentures of biting. (Stuns opponents)

Book of precedents which nullify 'Dentures of biting' and things like arrows etc.



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Old 05-11-2001, 02:53 PM   #3
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mmmm ? tricky one. I can only think of a briefcase and sharp pencil.
I guess it depends on what kind of lawyer you had in mind.
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Old 05-11-2001, 02:57 PM   #4
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no i mean like blunt, spiked axe spear. and longsword shortsword mace type of things

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Old 05-11-2001, 03:02 PM   #5
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no i mean like blunt, spiked axe spear. and longsword shortsword mace type of things

Oh c'mon Bruce! Don't be boring! A Lawyer wouldn't use those sort of weapons, what's the point of having another fighter?



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Old 05-11-2001, 03:32 PM   #6
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Daggers!!!! They can backstab!!!!! And cause bleeding damages!!!!

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Old 05-11-2001, 03:39 PM   #7
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Oh c'mon Bruce! Don't be boring! A Lawyer wouldn't use those sort of weapons, what's the point of having another fighter?

Think I agree with Yorick (or was that Knobh....nevermind ) here, Bruce. I mean the idea is fun but what's the point of having another fighter and just calling him a Lawyer? I really liked yorick's suggestions but I can see they are hard to realise in a game like this. Maybe if you create a weapon like a Pen +2 and give it some nice lawyer-related storie and abilities, and just make use of a dagger proficiency for want of sth better like a pen and briefcase proficiency? And Accord *is* making a good point....backstabbing is what they're good at

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Old 05-11-2001, 03:41 PM   #8
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Bruce now that I've caught you anyway, I asked you before but you didn't read it I think... I thought you told me on the old Forum that you had ME or chronic fatigue and you helped me out a bit, I'd like to know how you are? Your advice to see a doctor has proven justified, since I was also diagnosed with it some months/weeks ago.

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Old 05-11-2001, 03:49 PM   #9
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Dagger of venom (or other poisoned weapons)
Darts
Club

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Old 05-11-2001, 03:53 PM   #10
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Don't forget innate ability to cast confusion, chaotic commands, and feeblemind several times per day.

Immune to charm.
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