You want fries with that?

Bungleau · 09-26-2007, 02:02 PM

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MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first.
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Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about.

"The rest of the family was very much against it," Steele said.

Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.

Kind of puts that whole fortune cookie business to shame, doesn't it?

*Update below...*

johnny · 09-26-2007, 04:45 PM

No fries, thank you, instead i'll have some mashed potatoes on the side.

Dragonshadow · 09-26-2007, 05:06 PM

I always thought you have salad with leg...

johnny · 09-26-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonshadow

I always thought you have salad with leg...

Only in France, the US isn't all that Haute Cuisine.

Vaskez · 09-26-2007, 09:14 PM

since when are you in the US?

johnny · 09-26-2007, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vaskez

since when are you in the US?

I'm not, just taking a wild guess.

Kakero · 09-27-2007, 12:14 AM

Mmmmmm....amputated leg. I wonder how it taste like.

wellard · 09-27-2007, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kakero

Mmmmmm....amputated leg. I wonder how it taste like.

Tastes like chicken

Iron Greasel · 09-27-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by wellard

Tastes like chicken

Almost everything does when you're hungry enough.

toot033 · 09-27-2007, 06:40 AM

I wonder what kind of wine do you serve with leg?

09-26-2007, 04:45 PM	#2
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09-26-2007, 05:06 PM	#3
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Re: You want fries with that? I always thought you have salad with leg... __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

09-26-2007, 09:14 PM	#5
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Re: You want fries with that? since when are you in the US? __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

09-27-2007, 12:14 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Re: You want fries with that? Mmmmmm....amputated leg. I wonder how it taste like.

09-27-2007, 06:40 AM	#10
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