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Old 12-10-2004, 01:29 PM   #1
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From a friend:

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight all around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, as clear a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaking out again, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

Moses answered, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'."
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:33 PM   #2
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lol, a nice christmas spirited joke, I love it! Thanks for the good laugh
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:35 PM   #3
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That's a good one.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:43 PM   #4
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finally, an original joke! or maybe its not, but i know i havn't heard it. yay.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:45 PM   #5
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lol thats a good one
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:13 PM   #6
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ROFL! That one was pretty good. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:20 PM   #7
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I heard this one before... but it is still good
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:40 PM   #8
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oh wow, this is good ^_^
 
Old 12-10-2004, 09:00 PM   #9
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hehehe...thanks for the warning. nice one!
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:43 PM   #10
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Totally unexpected. I enjoyed it.
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