How can a Student PASS???

Harkoliar · 08-28-2002, 12:14 PM

this is just simple fun i got from the internet [img]smile.gif[/img]

> > > It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
> > >ONLY 365' days.
> > >
> > >Typical academic year for a student.
> > >
> > >1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
> > > days left 313.
> > >
> > >2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
> > > study. days left 263.
> > >
> > >3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
> > > days left 141.
> > >
> > >4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
> > > days left 126.
> > >
> > >5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly &
> > > eat)-means 30days. days left 96.
> > >
> > >6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
> > > days left 81.
> > >
> > >7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
> > > days left 46.
> > >
> > >8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6
> > > days.
> > >
> > >9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.
> > >
> > >10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.
> > >
> > >11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
> > > Balance days 0
> > >
> > > "How can a student pass ?????"

Bristowe · 08-28-2002, 12:28 PM

Haha

indeed...

Kaltia · 08-28-2002, 12:33 PM

Now I know why I can never study for my GCSEs...thanks, Harkoliar, you made me smile [img]smile.gif[/img]

250 · 08-28-2002, 12:57 PM

haha, so true and funny, thats tight!

Blade · 08-28-2002, 03:41 PM

lol you don't need that thing called sleep do you? you can study then [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mojo · 08-28-2002, 03:55 PM

That's shocking...and it's just having 1 hour for socialising and 1 for play every day...I'm gonna fail...*sob*

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 08-28-2002, 04:07 PM

You... do what you must... you either pass or fail. Lie if you must; lie and lie and lie... [img]tongue.gif[/img] well, on some exams at least; RE's a good one for that, and eng lit... oh, does that defeat the object of RE? I'm sorry... you didn't HONESTLY expect me to believe that I respect these idiots who practice forms of fanatism... erm, ignore that... *cough*

08-28-2002, 12:14 PM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	this is just simple fun i got from the internet [img]smile.gif[/img] > > > It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has > > >ONLY 365' days. > > > > > >Typical academic year for a student. > > > > > >1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. > > > days left 313. > > > > > >2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to > > > study. days left 263. > > > > > >3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days. > > > days left 141. > > > > > >4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. > > > days left 126. > > > > > >5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & > > > eat)-means 30days. days left 96. > > > > > >6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days > > > days left 81. > > > > > >7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. > > > days left 46. > > > > > >8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 > > > days. > > > > > >9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3. > > > > > >10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left. > > > > > >11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?" > > > Balance days 0 > > > > > > "How can a student pass ?????" __________________ Catch me if you can..

08-28-2002, 12:28 PM	#2
Bristowe Elminster Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Victoria, Australia Age: 41 Posts: 449	Haha indeed... __________________ [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/Bristowe-sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Bristowe, Master Assassin<br />\"Everyone dies sooner or later, why not sooner?\"

08-28-2002, 12:33 PM	#3
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Now I know why I can never study for my GCSEs...thanks, Harkoliar, you made me smile [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

08-28-2002, 03:41 PM	#5
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	lol you don't need that thing called sleep do you? you can study then [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

08-28-2002, 03:55 PM	#6
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	That's shocking...and it's just having 1 hour for socialising and 1 for play every day...I'm gonna fail...sob __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

08-28-2002, 12:57 PM	#4
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	haha, so true and funny, thats tight!

08-28-2002, 04:07 PM	#7
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	You... do what you must... you either pass or fail. Lie if you must; lie and lie and lie... [img]tongue.gif[/img] well, on some exams at least; RE's a good one for that, and eng lit... oh, does that defeat the object of RE? I'm sorry... you didn't HONESTLY expect me to believe that I respect these idiots who practice forms of fanatism... erm, ignore that... cough __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

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