10-01-2001, 05:21 PM | #131 | |
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"Boss, boss, I'm gonna kill dat twit Tuor. First he takes my title - dammit, I'M the head chef, HE'S only a trainee - and den he has da noive ta kick me in da arse." Drongo the feral halfling gnashes teeth whic are filed menacingly down to sharp points. "Yes, I know he's taking liberties," Desuma purrs, "but he has worked hard enough to deserve the title; besides, I have a new job in mind for you. How does vice-president of research and development sound? Oh, and I thought you LIKED the abuse?" Drongo blushes a bright red. "Yeah, but only when it comes from you, boss. Hey, what are we gonna do with all those mini-Aeries?" "Make some of them prizes in our kid's meals, and sell the rest to Madame Nin's bordello. They should be a real hit with her halfling and gnome patrons." ------------------ Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!! |
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10-01-2001, 05:35 PM | #132 | |
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Larry, upon entering the establishment to see if they have a special running on chocolates, overhears part of a conversation..., then ...decidedly, turns and walks away...thinking maybe this is not a good time to be around... ------------------ Member of the OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu. [This message has been edited by Larry_OHF (edited 10-01-2001).] |
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10-01-2001, 05:39 PM | #133 |
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Aerie is happy to abuse them!
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10-01-2001, 06:47 PM | #135 | |
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10-01-2001, 07:12 PM | #136 |
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~Walks back in, closes the door behind her and then starts maniacally laughing.~ "Those stupid self-righteous bastards!" ~Kneels over with the pain of laughing so hard.~ "They actually thought I would give them CLEAN chocolates?!" ~Afraid she's broken a rib she leans onto the bar ledge~ "Stupid Aerie-loving shits!" ~Now hyper-venilating she looks up~ "I gave the damage note, told them we were giving all the extra meat to the Imnesville gaurdians and gave them loaded chocolates!" ~Slams sweating hand against the corien counter top~ "And they were so happy over those things too!" ~Straightens herself out to explain~ "Ya see, it was all in my righteous quest to destroy them in the name of Mielekki. I loaded the chocolates with a variety of fillings." ~Chuckles~ "Let's just say our friends over at the Aerie temple are going to need a shit load of peptobismal!" ~Returns to laughing hysterically~ "AM I GOOD OR AM I GOOD?! The flippin' peace treaty didn't say what kind of chocolates, the only requirement is that they be Aerie shaped! Hell, I could go out selling crack to 2 year olds so long's it's inside an Aerie shaped chocolate!" ~Groans and grabs at her ribcage~ "I knew I was gonna break ona those..." ~Casts a minor healing spell.~
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10-01-2001, 07:48 PM | #137 |
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Bravo, K.S., bravo!! A master stroke if I do say so myself. Drongo here was worried that you had gone off and deserted us, but I KNEW you wouldn't do that ~wipes sweat from brow and heaves sigh of relief ~
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10-01-2001, 07:56 PM | #138 |
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I must say that you serve the best Aerie there is out there Mind if I join you guys? Nobody likes to find more ways to cook Aerie then me! ~Insane laughter~
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10-01-2001, 08:06 PM | #139 |
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"Aye Leafblade! You may begin by baking a few of our infamous contact poison creme pies! Go to the kitchen, I'm sure one of our competent cooks can help you begin." ~Throws a blooded apron at Leafblade~
"Desuma, how could you doubt me? Truly did you believe that I would aid those incompetent trolls?" ~Laughs~ "Not that they would accept me anyway after they relieze that their beloved chocolates gave them chronic diareha..." ------------------ "Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them." KFA's official vice president of marketing. On a righteous quest to destroy all electric resistant teddy bears in Fearun. [This message has been edited by Killing Spree (edited 10-01-2001).] |
10-01-2001, 08:41 PM | #140 | |
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"BTW Deiter," Desuma continues, "after you're done helping in the kitchen (and EVERYBODY helps in the kitchen at one time or another), I have openings for both headwaiter and bartender. Would either of those positions suit you?" [Well folks, RL intrudes and it's "Hi ho, hi ho, off to work I go". Thanks for another great day of posts!] ------------------ Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!! |
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