Just Thinking

Arvon · 02-10-2004, 07:06 AM

Strange Deep Thoughts

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to a mosque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel faster through the mail than checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

dplax · 02-10-2004, 07:28 AM

LMAO! Great ones Arvon.

Vaskez · 02-10-2004, 07:40 AM

Now Arvon it's known as plagiarism when you present other people's ideas as your own [img]tongue.gif[/img] let's be honest YOU weren't "just thinking", someone a long time ago was "just thinking" and decided to send these out. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bahamut · 02-10-2004, 10:24 AM

Man plagiarism or not... it's still funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 02-10-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

But not if you're Specialist Schwartz!

Xen · 02-10-2004, 02:20 PM

Funny as hell!

Bozos of Bones · 02-10-2004, 04:54 PM

*reads post* HAHAHA
*remembers specialist schwartz* HAHAHA

Kakero · 02-10-2004, 10:00 PM

* follows everybody's hahaha *

Raistlin Majere · 02-11-2004, 02:52 PM

*thinking what this has to do with Spaceballs*HAHA

02-10-2004, 07:06 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Strange Deep Thoughts 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to a mosque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel faster through the mail than checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-10-2004, 07:28 AM	#2
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 38 Posts: 5,577	LMAO! Great ones Arvon. __________________

02-10-2004, 07:40 AM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Now Arvon it's known as plagiarism when you present other people's ideas as your own [img]tongue.gif[/img] let's be honest YOU weren't "just thinking", someone a long time ago was "just thinking" and decided to send these out. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

02-10-2004, 10:24 AM	#4
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	Man plagiarism or not... it's still funny [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

02-10-2004, 04:54 PM	#7
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	reads post HAHAHA remembers specialist schwartz HAHAHA __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

02-10-2004, 02:20 PM	#6
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Funny as hell!

02-10-2004, 10:00 PM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	* follows everybody's hahaha *

02-11-2004, 02:52 PM	#9
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	thinking what this has to do with SpaceballsHAHA __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

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