Expressions

John D Harris · 05-02-2001, 11:20 PM

I'm a collector of expressions, I'd like to hear some of y'all's expressions,to add to my repituree, repettarw, ahh forget it, so I can use them. Below are some of my favs.
I'm hungurier than a she wolf sucking nine pups.
You betchum redrider!
You'er pruttier then a spotted ear pup.
If my dog was as ugly as _______ I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
That would make a preacher cuss.
I'm not as think, as you drunk I am officer.
Honest... it's just a cold sore.
Sure boss, let me I ain't never fixxed a transmission before.
She could talk 60 words a minute, with gust up to 90.
But, wait you also get...
I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
I've got places to go, things to see, and people to DO.
Nuke the gay whales
That will go over like a fart in a diving bell.
I don't remember eating that (works best after a good rumbling belly belch)
Patience my ass I'm going to kill somthing.
NO, comments from the nickle bleachers.
choke a turtle, or kill a tree. (reply to paper or plastic bag at grocery store)

[This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 05-02-2001).]

turbovee · 05-02-2001, 11:37 PM

How about - I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

or "That's a big Negatron bomb" when you're giving a negative reply

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I feel the need, the need for SPEED!

Peace and hair grease

caleb · 05-02-2001, 11:55 PM

Your ass is grass and im the lawnmower.
Your village called their missing their idiot.
ALABAMA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Meet my lawyer.

RudeDawg · 05-03-2001, 01:39 AM

a personal fave...

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum..
and I'm all out of bubble-gum."

-Rowdy Roddy Piper, in They Live

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

05-03-2001, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RudeDawg:
a personal fave...

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum..
and I'm all out of bubble-gum."

-Rowdy Roddy Piper, in They Live

THAT was a cool movie! I seem to like a lot of John Carpenter's movies--Big trouble in little china, Halloween, Escape from New York, and others..

Ziroc

RudeDawg · 05-03-2001, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ziroc:

THAT was a cool movie! I seem to like a lot of John Carpenter's movies--Big trouble in little china, Halloween, Escape from New York, and others..

Ziroc

JOHN CARPENTER ROCKS !!!!!!

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

05-03-2001, 01:59 AM

Originally posted on the W&W Forum in a thread titled "W&W Cuts and insults" but it applies to anyone who plays CRPG's and cracked me up...

Shut up or you're experience points!

Moni

caleb · 05-03-2001, 04:34 AM

Dont drop the soap!

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Meet my lawyer.

RudeDawg · 05-03-2001, 09:40 AM

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you." - William Arthur

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

Black Knight · 05-03-2001, 09:56 AM

Bad day to be a (fill in blank) Works well after a critial hit explosion

I smoked you like you were weed and I was the Seventies

Yo Momma

(blank stare, blink twice and walk away)

What are you, new?

Hey, ya wanna screw and eat pizza? What? You don't like pizza?

I'm your Huckleberry

It seems my Hypocracy knows no bounds

What are you gonna do, just stand there and bleed?

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner

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05-02-2001, 11:20 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	I'm a collector of expressions, I'd like to hear some of y'all's expressions,to add to my repituree, repettarw, ahh forget it, so I can use them. Below are some of my favs. I'm hungurier than a she wolf sucking nine pups. You betchum redrider! You'er pruttier then a spotted ear pup. If my dog was as ugly as _______ I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards. That would make a preacher cuss. I'm not as think, as you drunk I am officer. Honest... it's just a cold sore. Sure boss, let me I ain't never fixxed a transmission before. She could talk 60 words a minute, with gust up to 90. But, wait you also get... I don't think we're in Kansas any more. I've got places to go, things to see, and people to DO. Nuke the gay whales That will go over like a fart in a diving bell. I don't remember eating that (works best after a good rumbling belly belch) Patience my ass I'm going to kill somthing. NO, comments from the nickle bleachers. choke a turtle, or kill a tree. (reply to paper or plastic bag at grocery store) [This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 05-02-2001).]

05-02-2001, 11:37 PM	#2
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	How about - I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body or "That's a big Negatron bomb" when you're giving a negative reply ------------------ The sexiest elf mage in the land I feel the need, the need for SPEED! Peace and hair grease

05-02-2001, 11:55 PM	#3
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	Your ass is grass and im the lawnmower. Your village called their missing their idiot. ALABAMA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! ------------------ Meet my lawyer.

05-03-2001, 01:39 AM	#4
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	a personal fave... "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum.. and I'm all out of bubble-gum." -Rowdy Roddy Piper, in They Live ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

05-03-2001, 01:59 AM	#7
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Originally posted on the W&W Forum in a thread titled "W&W Cuts and insults" but it applies to anyone who plays CRPG's and cracked me up... Shut up or you're experience points! Moni

05-03-2001, 04:34 AM	#8
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	Dont drop the soap! ------------------ Meet my lawyer.

05-03-2001, 09:40 AM	#9
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you." - William Arthur ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

05-03-2001, 09:56 AM	#10
Black Knight Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Delaware OH USA Age: 47 Posts: 3,168	Bad day to be a (fill in blank) Works well after a critial hit explosion I smoked you like you were weed and I was the Seventies Yo Momma (blank stare, blink twice and walk away) What are you, new? Hey, ya wanna screw and eat pizza? What? You don't like pizza? I'm your Huckleberry It seems my Hypocracy knows no bounds What are you gonna do, just stand there and bleed? BK ------------------ The Black Storm Cloud of the Night Consort to a Queen Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons Heart, Mind, and Soul Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner

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