Fun Elevator Behavior

Ladyzekke · 03-22-2002, 09:10 PM

Thought this was particularly hilarious, so wanted to share [img]smile.gif[/img]

FUN ELEVATOR BEHAVIOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space.

Epona · 03-22-2002, 09:30 PM

I can think of something - anyone know that Aerosmith song??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Scholarcs · 03-22-2002, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

lol this is the best one.

The.Relic · 03-22-2002, 10:47 PM

Heh heh, those are very good LadyZ. . [img]smile.gif[/img]

LennonCook · 03-22-2002, 11:37 PM

I have a jokebook here with these in it, and there are a couple of REALY good ones that were left out ...

27) Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body"

28) Sell tupperware.

Glorfindel · 03-23-2002, 12:59 AM

LOL LadyZ

Vewy Funny.... I like 6 alot.... very fun to do... though doesnt have to be in an elevator...

Campino · 03-23-2002, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
I can think of something - anyone know that Aerosmith song??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I remember Epona,ehhh,"mating in an elevator?"

Very funny Ladyzekke!Still tears in my eyes

Redblueflare · 03-23-2002, 12:51 PM

Lol!

Please tell me no one has *tried* any of these right???

RedBlueFlare
The dragon tamer lives on...

Sir ReGiN · 03-23-2002, 12:56 PM

LOL

Hilarious

SSJ4Sephiroth · 03-23-2002, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redblueflare:
Lol! Please tell me no one has *tried* any of these right???

actually, i've done a few of them...

03-22-2002, 09:10 PM	#1
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Thought this was particularly hilarious, so wanted to share [img]smile.gif[/img] FUN ELEVATOR BEHAVIOR 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

03-22-2002, 09:30 PM	#2
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	I can think of something - anyone know that Aerosmith song??? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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03-22-2002, 10:47 PM	#4
The.Relic Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Long Beach, CA. USA Age: 67 Posts: 1,589	Heh heh, those are very good LadyZ. . [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-22-2002, 11:37 PM	#5
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 37 Posts: 5,452	I have a jokebook here with these in it, and there are a couple of REALY good ones that were left out ... 27) Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body" 28) Sell tupperware.

03-23-2002, 12:59 AM	#6
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	LOL LadyZ Vewy Funny.... I like 6 alot.... very fun to do... though doesnt have to be in an elevator...

03-23-2002, 12:51 PM	#8
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	Lol! Please tell me no one has tried any of these right??? RedBlueFlare The dragon tamer lives on...

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