PULL OVER! LOL a funny story!

Megabot · 06-22-2002, 07:50 AM

PULL OVER!
Sometimes I feel like being a smartass and this is one of those days. I'm driving home and almost there, and then somehow I cut this guy off in his car. Or at least he thinks I did. He drives up next to me, rolls down his window, and yells at me, "You're an idiot!" Well, like I said, I'm feeling like a smartass. So I yell back exactly everything he yells at me.

I yell, "You're an idiot!"
He yells, "Why don't you learn to drive!"
I yell, "Why don't you learn to drive!"
He yells, "You wanna fight?"
I yell, "You wanna fight?"
He yells, "C'mon!"
I yell, "C'mon!"
He yells, "Pull over!"
I yell, "Pull over!"

So he pulls over, and I pull over about 50 feet ahead of him. He gets out and storms up to my car. I drive away and leave him just standing out there. He runs back to his car, races through traffic, and catches up to me. Well, I was being a smartass.

He says, "Why'd you drive away?"
I say, Why'd you drive away?"
He yells, "Do you want to fight or don't you?"
I yell, "Do you want to fight or don't you?"
He yells, "You're a chicken!"
I yell, "You're a chicken!"
He yells, "Brwack, brwack, brwack, BRWACK!"
I yell, "Brwack, brwack, brwack, BRWACK!"
He yells, "Pull over!"
I yell, "Pull over!"

So he pulls over and I pull over about 50 feet ahead of him. He runs up to my car. I drive away. He runs back to his car again, speeds through traffic once more, and catches up to me.

He yells, "You keep driving away!"
I yell, "You keep driving away!"
He yells, "You're a moron!"
I yell, "You're a Mormon!"
He yells, "I said, 'Moron!'"
I yell, "Oh, you're a moron!"
He screams, "Are you going to fight or aren't you?"
I scream, "I'll fight you right now! Pull over!"

So we both pull over, he runs up to my car, and I drive away again. He runs back to his car. He's really mad now. He slams his door, swings into traffic, and hits a white Volvo. At that point I become a little scared, so I race home and park in the garage and decide to sell my car. I put an ad in the paper. The first call I get is from some guy who says, "Some idiot made me wreck my car!" The voice sounds familiar.

I say, "Hit a white Volvo?"
He says, "How'd you know?"
I say, "How'd you know?" and hang up.

And this is NOT me only a story i found on the net!!!!

[ 08-04-2002, 02:54 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

GokuZool · 06-22-2002, 08:29 AM

LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] very funny Megabot!

Kakero · 06-22-2002, 08:39 AM

very brave Megabot, very brave.

dizzy · 06-22-2002, 08:41 AM

ahahaha lol very very funny megabot, lol.

Grojlach · 06-22-2002, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
very brave Megabot, very brave.

Indeed.

Sir Exxon · 06-22-2002, 09:06 AM

LMAO! That's hilarous, Megabot! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-22-2002, 09:18 AM

rofl. funny, but you play a dangerous game... very dangerous. just dont get hurt, ok?

it would be a shame to lose such a dedicated Iw memeber.

Melusine · 06-22-2002, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
rofl. funny, but you play a dangerous game... very dangerous. just dont get hurt, ok? it would be a shame to lose such a dedicated Iw memeber.

Um, FYI, I suspect this is just a story pulled off the Internet, Calaethis. Just like the one Luvian posted the other day. [img]smile.gif[/img]

skywalker · 06-22-2002, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
Um, FYI, I suspect this is just a story pulled off the Internet, Calaethis. Just like the one Luvian posted the other day. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I agree Melusine. I don't think Megabot implied that it was he who did it, though. I think it was misunderstood. I hope that posting stories and claiming ownership of them doesn't becomes a habit here.

Mark

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-22-2002, 09:33 AM

yes I suppose.... *shudders*... Im gonna head over to clouds... and dunk my head in coffee... I just dont seem awake today...

06-22-2002, 08:41 AM	#4
dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 39 Posts: 1,434	ahahaha lol very very funny megabot, lol. __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

06-22-2002, 09:18 AM	#7
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	rofl. funny, but you play a dangerous game... very dangerous. just dont get hurt, ok? it would be a shame to lose such a dedicated Iw memeber. __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

06-22-2002, 09:33 AM	#10
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	yes I suppose.... shudders... Im gonna head over to clouds... and dunk my head in coffee... I just dont seem awake today... __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

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06-22-2002, 07:50 AM	#1
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 61 Posts: 3,360	PULL OVER! Sometimes I feel like being a smartass and this is one of those days. I'm driving home and almost there, and then somehow I cut this guy off in his car. Or at least he thinks I did. He drives up next to me, rolls down his window, and yells at me, "You're an idiot!" Well, like I said, I'm feeling like a smartass. So I yell back exactly everything he yells at me. I yell, "You're an idiot!" He yells, "Why don't you learn to drive!" I yell, "Why don't you learn to drive!" He yells, "You wanna fight?" I yell, "You wanna fight?" He yells, "C'mon!" I yell, "C'mon!" He yells, "Pull over!" I yell, "Pull over!" So he pulls over, and I pull over about 50 feet ahead of him. He gets out and storms up to my car. I drive away and leave him just standing out there. He runs back to his car, races through traffic, and catches up to me. Well, I was being a smartass. He says, "Why'd you drive away?" I say, Why'd you drive away?" He yells, "Do you want to fight or don't you?" I yell, "Do you want to fight or don't you?" He yells, "You're a chicken!" I yell, "You're a chicken!" He yells, "Brwack, brwack, brwack, BRWACK!" I yell, "Brwack, brwack, brwack, BRWACK!" He yells, "Pull over!" I yell, "Pull over!" So he pulls over and I pull over about 50 feet ahead of him. He runs up to my car. I drive away. He runs back to his car again, speeds through traffic once more, and catches up to me. He yells, "You keep driving away!" I yell, "You keep driving away!" He yells, "You're a moron!" I yell, "You're a Mormon!" He yells, "I said, 'Moron!'" I yell, "Oh, you're a moron!" He screams, "Are you going to fight or aren't you?" I scream, "I'll fight you right now! Pull over!" So we both pull over, he runs up to my car, and I drive away again. He runs back to his car. He's really mad now. He slams his door, swings into traffic, and hits a white Volvo. At that point I become a little scared, so I race home and park in the garage and decide to sell my car. I put an ad in the paper. The first call I get is from some guy who says, "Some idiot made me wreck my car!" The voice sounds familiar. I say, "Hit a white Volvo?" He says, "How'd you know?" I say, "How'd you know?" and hang up. And this is NOT me only a story i found on the net!!!! [ 08-04-2002, 02:54 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

06-22-2002, 08:29 AM	#2
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] very funny Megabot!

06-22-2002, 08:39 AM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	very brave Megabot, very brave.

06-22-2002, 09:06 AM	#6
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	LMAO! That's hilarous, Megabot! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

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