Member Auction

[Lioness]

I feel so special, I have two bids.

Ok, Jerome's taking over the auctioneering, folks, and before I head off, I bid my couch at the cafe, a rose, and the Boston Red Sox for Jerome. Anybody outbids me and... [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Lioness: I feel so special, I have two bids. Ok, Jerome's taking over the auctioneering, folks, and before I head off, I bid my couch at the cafe, a rose, and the Boston Red Sox for Jerome. Anybody outbids me and... [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

I bid a smiley getting guilotined for jerome! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Legolas]

Originally posted by Kaltia: quote: Originally posted by Legolas: I bid two clams and a broken pencil on whoever has Encard. If anyone tries to top it I'm also prepared to pay not one, but two used paper hankies. I dunno, make a slime monster using my DNA or something [img]smile.gif[/img] What will I do with Encard's owner? Why, use him/her and Encard to take over the world of course! I also offer regencies to Lioness and Jerome if they prevent people from buying me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bid a used shotgun cartridge and my little brother for legolas! [/QUOTE]Darn! Ehr... little brothers aren't worth an awful lot... I hope... Anyway, another three clams, an almost new Donald Duck dating from the third week of 1993 and a half-full bottle of raspberry jam on Kaltia, in addition to the aforementioned regencies

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Legolas: quote: Originally posted by Kaltia: quote: Originally posted by Legolas: I bid two clams and a broken pencil on whoever has Encard. If anyone tries to top it I'm also prepared to pay not one, but two used paper hankies. I dunno, make a slime monster using my DNA or something [img]smile.gif[/img] What will I do with Encard's owner? Why, use him/her and Encard to take over the world of course! I also offer regencies to Lioness and Jerome if they prevent people from buying me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I bid a used shotgun cartridge and my little brother for legolas! [/QUOTE]Darn! Ehr... little brothers aren't worth an awful lot... I hope... Anyway, another three clams, an almost new Donald Duck dating from the third week of 1993 and a half-full bottle of raspberry jam on Kaltia, in addition to the aforementioned regencies[/QUOTE]I bid a bow with no string, three pints of jellied eels, and Absynthe for Legolas!

[Beaumanoir]

Originally posted by Kaltia: in that case, I bid a sofa, someone else' car, a working mobile phone, and a fake fur coat for lioness!

Then I Bid A Love Seat, MY Car, A WAP Phone, And A REAL Fur Coat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So NERRRRRNIES!

She Will Be Mine

[Encard]

I bid a stack of envelopes, an ICBM, a small swarm of plague rats, three of the large bags of Valuable Items I have in my basement, and a Reduced dragon on... hmm... *looks at AIM list* Kaz! Yes, of course... Why? Err... a reason? Was I supposed to have an actual reason? Hmm... I'll think of one, I'm sure... [img]tongue.gif[/img] After all, why not? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Jerome]

Blimey. She would leave just as it gets busy.

We have Legolas currently sitting with the highest bid on Encard (I like the tissues )

Kaltia bidding for Nessy

LS Bidding for Neb. (including an adoption order)

just keep telling me the ones I forgot. All of the above are "going once..."

[ 08-21-2002, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Jerome ]

[Legolas]

Hah! I'm already worth more than Absynthe
Alright, I have the original Dark Omen game to add to my previous offer on Kaltia. And a used hanky.

[Jerome]

Binky beats Kaltia. "going once...."

[Kaltia]

I bid six small children, the black and white moniter in the other room that doesn't work, my brother's Madonna CD collection, A broken record, a car jack, a kazoo, a lotr dvd, my likkle bro's PS:2, a crossbow kept in my garage, my transit van, my dad's two motorbikes, a twig, my neighbour's dog, a button, two barcardi breezers, the school goth, her boyfriend, a pair of jeans, a signed english rugby ball, a backstage pass to a westlife concert, a book on dragons, a bowling ball, two GCSE revision guides, my mobile phone, BG:2, my entire CD collection, my mother's collecter's edition record collection, a dvd player, my brother's computer, my bro's new mobile, and a shoe for lioness!

[ 08-21-2002, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]