If you could choose a TV character to die on the show they're on...

[SomeGuy]

I know I'm almost 13 and I still watch cartoons, but these new ones, some are just really STUPID. Kill them, stab them to death with thumbtacks, just kill em for pete's sake!

[SpiritWarrior]

I agree with ya. IMHO Spongebob needs a good deflating, and permanently.

[Kakero]

I really want to see the 2 guys in " American Idol " get kill and chopped to tiny pieces by one of those young people they insulted.

[Pirengle]

I want to see one of the Rugrats get run over by a car on one of their "adventures", and hopefully by one of his/her parents.

I've always detested that show. It's not funny. I remember Nickelodeon introducing it with Doug and Ren and Stimpy as their new Nicktoons, back in '93 or so. The other two, sometimes hilarious and always entertaining, died off. Rugrats now has a spinoff. Sad.

[Jerr Conner]

Originally posted by SomeGuy: I know I'm almost 13 and I still watch cartoons, but these new ones, some are just really STUPID. Kill them, stab them to death with thumbtacks, just kill em for pete's sake!

Most of us Adults still watch cartoons too, lol! I agree, few cartoons today would have held my attention when I was 13. Even the anime ones don't, because they're (The Anime shown on Fox and anything not Adult Swim) usually either Pokemon clones, or too action-oriented. One of the only 'kid' cartoons I watch now is X-Men Evolution, which shows a lot of potential in animation alone.

[Nerull]

Originally posted by Jerr Conner: Most of us Adults still watch cartoons too, lol! I agree, few cartoons today would have held my attention when I was 13. Even the anime ones don't, because they're (The Anime shown on Fox and anything not Adult Swim) usually either Pokemon clones, or too action-oriented. One of the only 'kid' cartoons I watch now is X-Men Evolution, which shows a lot of potential in animation alone.

Yep, I purposely turn on the TV on Saturday mornings just to see how bad cartoons have gotten, and most of them are real dogs. They don't need to kill off the cartoons themselves; they need to kill off the people who come up with the lousy ones. If you make examples like that, the bad ones will weed themselves out over time. I do like X-Men Evolution, as well as Justice League (I was weird in liking both Marvel and DC growing up), along with Cowboy Bebop and others on the Adult Swim. Oh, and ground Picachew (the annoying little yellow thing on Pokemon that says its name over and over) by shoving one of those spring action grappling hooks where the sun doesn't shine, then making the tines spring out.

As far as regular programming, I really don't watch too much beyond news and sports. I avoid sitcoms like the plague. Frankly, you can kill off all the ones that come up with the concepts for sitcoms (except all they are doing is just rehashing what's already been done each time, so I use the phrase loosely). However, since there is a demand for them, they'll just make more of them (they can hire a trained chimp to come up with concepts). Top on my list is Friends (an ex-girlfriend made me sit and watch that crappy show before...it was terrible). Kill them all off by trapping them in one apartment and setting fire to it (make sure to disable the fire escape beforehand, so that if they don't burn to death then they'll jump to their deaths). Oh, and I would kill off the characters of Sex and the City (the other one she made me watch), but it has now finally gone away (they're in the works on making a movie of it, which means I'll need to dump whoever I'm with at the time when the movie comes out, unless I want to spend $50.00 with concessions to sit there and be tortured for 2+ hours).

[quietman1920]

Originally posted by Zero Alpha: Barney the dinosaur. Hung from the climbing frame thing during that 'i love you' song they used on those prisoners. on second thought, i dont think hanging is violent enough [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img]

Well, I'd like to see the wall to the set crumble during mid song...so that Barney finds ... Godzilla!!! One roar and blast of Atomic Breath while the purple suit and the actor inside scream in Agony prior to death.

I'd like to see failed contestant of the 'American Idol' show ram a truck-bomb into it. Extra points to the hacked & maimed contestants who keep on singing.

I'd like The Final Secret on 'Survivor Allstars' to be that they've really been camped on Bimini Atoll and will All Die horribly of radiation poisoning within a month.

I'd like to see a special 'Blue Kryptonite' discovered on Smallville which makes Clark as horny as a Normal highschool boy, taking both Chloe's & Lana's virginities in one episode (so they can hurry up & get Over each other already).

On Star Trek, a strange virus decimates the crew. When salvaged, the only two survivors on the Enterprise are Captain Archer, wearing a dress (that IS Scott Bakula after all. No quantum leap there) who is in the middle of being brutally raped by T'pol.

On Joan of Arcadia, Joan finally figures that its been Satan talking to her the whole time, but unfortunately that revelation comes 3 crack pipes & 20 porn films too late.

On 'Bear in the Big Blue House', Bear discovers why its bad to smoke on the set.

[Timber Loftis]

Good ones, Quietman. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[Jerr Conner]

LMAO!

[Grojlach]

Originally posted by johnny: I'd like to see Carlo Boszhart explode on stage someday. I'd pay extra for it if needed.

Get him to drum for Spinal Tap then!