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Old 05-10-2002, 05:00 PM   #21
Epona
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: London, England
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.......

BRIAN: Reg!

REG: Hello, sibling Brian.

BRIAN: Thank God you've come, Reg.

REG: Ahh, yes. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepared statement on behalf of the Movement. Uh, 'We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.'

BRIAN: What?

REG: 'Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman Imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture, and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed on behalf of the P.F.J., etcetera.' And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration for what you are doing for us, Brian, at what must be, after all, for you, a very difficult time.

BRIAN: Reg! Well, what are you going to do?

REG: Good-bye, Brian, and thanks.

FRANCIS: Well done, Brian. Keep it up, lad.

LORETTA: Terrific work, Brian.

P.F.J.: [mumbling]

REG: Yeah. Right. And...

P.F.J.: [singing] For he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!
And so say all of us!

LORETTA: And so say all of-- [clap clap clap]

BRIAN: You bastards! You bastards!

CENTURION: Where is Brian of Nazareth?!

BRIAN: You sanctimonious bastards!

CENTURION: I have an order for his release!

BRIAN: You stupid bastards!

MR. CHEEKY: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.

BRIAN: What?!

MR. CHEEKY: Yeah, I-- I-- I'm Brian of Nazareth.

CENTURION: Take him down!

BRIAN: I'm Brian of Nazareth!

VICTIM #1: Eh, I'm Brian!

MR. BIG NOSE: I'm Brian!

VICTIM #2: Look, I'm Brian!

BRIAN: I'm Brian!

VICTIMS: I'm Brian!

GREGORY: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

VICTIMS: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...

BRIAN: I'm Brian of Nazareth!

CENTURION: All right. Take him away and release him.

MR. CHEEKY: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only-- It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!
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Old 05-10-2002, 05:03 PM   #22
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LOL Epona!!!

*Always Look On The Bright Side Of Death*
*Whistling*
*Just Before You Draw Your Terminal Breath*

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Old 05-10-2002, 09:25 PM   #23
LennonCook
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Id leave it to coincidance... especially since realbinky joined 3 months before you...
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Old 05-10-2002, 10:37 PM   #24
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it took them decades but scientists finally invinted the DE-BINK-O-RAY... just shoot anyone with this ray and they will CEASE to be BINKY!

*hands it over to the real binkey*

*everyone asks "WHICH ONE?"*

"well now that would be for you to decide..." *throws down thingy that explodes into smoke* "MUAHAHAH! MUAHAHHAH! AAHAAHHAMUWAHAHHAH!!!!" *smoke clears and he's still standing there*... "what?"
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Old 05-11-2002, 12:32 PM   #25
Beaumanoir
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ME!

*picks it up and starts random shootings*

(spot the cryptic clue)
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Old 05-11-2002, 12:36 PM   #26
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Yikes! *dodges de-bink-o-beam*

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Just think Talthyr- This COULD be your sig:

Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB
and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T
Maker of 'Talthyr's Magic Marshmallows™ -They're Magic!!'
And now, coming to a store near you, 'Talthyr's Super Sour Bonbons™ '
Copyright Talthyr and Binky - 2002.
42 out of 44 on Sir Exxon's BG2 test.. I'm Lord Ao!!
Long live HADB!!!

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Old 05-11-2002, 12:36 PM   #27
Talthyr Malkaviel
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Quote:
Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
ME!

*picks it up and starts random shootings*

(spot the cryptic clue)
Cryptic clue?? Oh, yeah, that one over there *goes and grabs the cryptic clue* found him Binky, you should really use some cryptic glue to keep him from escaping.
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Old 05-11-2002, 12:38 PM   #28
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Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
Yikes! *dodges de-bink-o-beam*
Ummm, won't it not effect you, I thought it just got rid of Binky-ness, and you ain't Binky.... are you? ARE YOU????! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
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Old 05-11-2002, 12:53 PM   #29
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Hehe, I'll Just Programme It To Hunt Down And Find Realbinky!

*GO MY PRETTY! MWHAHAHA*
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Old 05-11-2002, 01:01 PM   #30
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Ummm, won't it not effect you, I thought it just got rid of Binky-ness, and you ain't Binky.... are you? ARE YOU????! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
Well no, I'm not a thoreoubred binky or anything liek that... but I would like to keep that small % of me that is binkey... Binkey!

you KNOW you want it! MUWAHAHHA!

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