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250 · 09-10-2001, 09:23 PM

SAS Training
Wednesday, August 08, 2001

A sergeant is talking to 3 new SAS recruits. he barks at them - 'OK TODAY SOLDIERS WE ARE GOING TO TEST HOW MENTALLY STRONG YOU ARE AND SEE HOW FAR YOU WOULD GO TO SERVE IN THE ARMY' he took each one to their house, handed each soldier a gun and told them to show how strong they were and go into their house and shoot their [Censor]s.

The 1st soldier went into his house and after a few minutes the sergeant had not heard anything so he went into the house to find the soldier sitting in a chair crying, the soldier told him he couldnt do it so the sergeant told him to go back to the base, pack his bags and leave the army.

The 2nd slodier went into his house and after several minutes he came back out and told the sergeant he couldnt do it so he was sent back to base and told to leave the army.

The 3rd soldier went into his house and almost straight away the sergeant heard the sound of a gun firing and then a thumping sound and screaming. He went in to congratulate the soldier but he got to the kitchen and looked around and saw the soldiers [Censor] laying in a pool of blood. He turned to the soldier and asked WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! so the soldier said well sir I tried to shoot [Censor] but all the gun would fire was blanks so I had to beat the [Censor] to death with a chair!

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Moridin · 09-10-2001, 09:27 PM

LMAO that is hilarious

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Cloudbringer · 09-10-2001, 09:33 PM

250? I'm sorry but that is really sick.

I don't think it's appropriate here.

Cloudy

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Moridin · 09-10-2001, 09:35 PM

Aw c'mon it's a joke, there have been much worse in the joke threads

maybe take out the word bi*** though...

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Ladyzekke · 09-10-2001, 09:35 PM

Killing innocent women (wives) 250? You find that humorous?

I don't..

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Cloudbringer · 09-10-2001, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moridin:
Aw c'mon it's a joke, there have been much worse in the joke threads

maybe take out the word bi*** though...

Dunno Moridin.. you took me to task for harmless flirting once upon a time.. but beating a woman to death is funny? Sorry I just don't like it.

Cloudy

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Ladyzekke · 09-10-2001, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moridin:
Aw c'mon it's a joke, there have been much worse in the joke threads

maybe take out the word bi*** though...

Easy I guess for you to say Moridin, being a male. How much would you laugh at a kick Moridin's balls until they explode and he falls to the floor in a bloody heap, just for "kicks" hehe! joke? Funny? eh?

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Tobbin · 09-10-2001, 09:38 PM

250, that is a fairly strong joke. You should put a warning on the title of the thread before posting like: Cool Joke, but possibly offensive to some. I have seen a similar joke in here before and it seems that helped to make it more acceptable. When I was in the NAVY, I heard that same joke too from a Marine. They live by it. LOL. MY GOD, MY LIFE, MY CORP. It is their motto. If they are told an order, it is performed without thought. To die in the line of duty is the most honorable act. That's what they told me anyways. I was in the NAVY and we were out for AMERICA and OURSELVES. If dying meant helping AMERICA, that was cool, but we thought first.

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Moridin · 09-10-2001, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Easy I guess for you to say Moridin, being a male. How much would you laugh at a kick Moridin's balls until they explode and he falls to the floor in a bloody heap, just for "kicks" hehe! joke? Funny? eh?

Ah sure, I thought the joke was funny b/c it was a guy beating his wife to death...give me a break...I thought it was funny cause it made fun of the military mindset...what does me being a male have anything to do with it?

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09-10-2001, 09:45 PM

250, if your single, your stayin single until mr. G. Reaper comes for you.

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09-10-2001, 09:23 PM	#1
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	SAS Training Wednesday, August 08, 2001 A sergeant is talking to 3 new SAS recruits. he barks at them - 'OK TODAY SOLDIERS WE ARE GOING TO TEST HOW MENTALLY STRONG YOU ARE AND SEE HOW FAR YOU WOULD GO TO SERVE IN THE ARMY' he took each one to their house, handed each soldier a gun and told them to show how strong they were and go into their house and shoot their [Censor]s. The 1st soldier went into his house and after a few minutes the sergeant had not heard anything so he went into the house to find the soldier sitting in a chair crying, the soldier told him he couldnt do it so the sergeant told him to go back to the base, pack his bags and leave the army. The 2nd slodier went into his house and after several minutes he came back out and told the sergeant he couldnt do it so he was sent back to base and told to leave the army. The 3rd soldier went into his house and almost straight away the sergeant heard the sound of a gun firing and then a thumping sound and screaming. He went in to congratulate the soldier but he got to the kitchen and looked around and saw the soldiers [Censor] laying in a pool of blood. He turned to the soldier and asked WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! so the soldier said well sir I tried to shoot [Censor] but all the gun would fire was blanks so I had to beat the [Censor] to death with a chair! [This message has been edited by 250 (edited 09-11-2001).]

09-10-2001, 09:27 PM	#2
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	LMAO that is hilarious ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time Bossman of Better Funny Stuff.....of the Laughing Hyenas!

09-10-2001, 09:33 PM	#3
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	250? I'm sorry but that is really sick. I don't think it's appropriate here. Cloudy ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen Raven's Cloud StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..."

09-10-2001, 09:35 PM	#4
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Aw c'mon it's a joke, there have been much worse in the joke threads maybe take out the word bi*** though... ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time Bossman of Better Funny Stuff.....of the Laughing Hyenas!

09-10-2001, 09:35 PM	#5
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Killing innocent women (wives) 250? You find that humorous? I don't.. ------------------

09-10-2001, 09:38 PM	#8
Tobbin Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Holiday, FL Age: 56 Posts: 1,507	250, that is a fairly strong joke. You should put a warning on the title of the thread before posting like: Cool Joke, but possibly offensive to some. I have seen a similar joke in here before and it seems that helped to make it more acceptable. When I was in the NAVY, I heard that same joke too from a Marine. They live by it. LOL. MY GOD, MY LIFE, MY CORP. It is their motto. If they are told an order, it is performed without thought. To die in the line of duty is the most honorable act. That's what they told me anyways. I was in the NAVY and we were out for AMERICA and OURSELVES. If dying meant helping AMERICA, that was cool, but we thought first. ------------------ Protectorate of the OHF Death Waits 4 U ALL

09-10-2001, 09:45 PM	#10
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	250, if your single, your stayin single until mr. G. Reaper comes for you. ------------------ All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? The Spaminyte Emperor Fish? ********************* Welcome to your doom!!! ********************* Official villain/demon of IW!

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