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Old 08-09-2004, 03:14 AM   #21
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Old 08-09-2004, 05:54 AM   #22
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need a baseball bat.
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:30 AM   #23
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Ohhhh, some people [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img]
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:19 AM   #24
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I had a patient, once, that held a lighted match in a diesel tank to check the level, on a 105 degree (F.) day. Burned every hair off his head, and I had to do a skin graft to his nose. His father kept saying, "but diesel fuel won't explode!" I told him to tell his son's nose, it would probably get well right away.
LOL what do you tell a guy that does that?

Btw a received an email with a small notice from a newspaper claiming that an American couple had decided to sue their travel agency due to the fact that the midnight sun was indeed the very same sun they had back home in Arizona (or perhaps it was Arkansas).

They claimed they had been fooled to believe that the midnight sun was a completely different sun than the one they usually see in the days... [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

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Old 08-09-2004, 04:26 PM   #25
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I had a patient, once, that held a lighted match in a diesel tank to check the level, on a 105 degree (F.) day. Burned every hair off his head, and I had to do a skin graft to his nose. His father kept saying, "but diesel fuel won't explode!" I told him to tell his son's nose, it would probably get well right away.
Have you considered giving away a free vasectomy when treating people of this calibre? You'd be doing us all a favor...
 
Old 08-09-2004, 08:04 PM   #26
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thats gotta be close to moronic.
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:39 PM   #27
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thats gotta be close to moronic.
Close to moronic? [img]smile.gif[/img] So, what exactly is your idea of completely moronic?
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:09 PM   #28
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Have you considered giving away a free vasectomy when treating people of this calibre? You'd be doing us all a favor...
LOL, it's an idea, definitely an idea. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:08 PM   #29
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Absynthe? isnt that outlawed?

Completely Moronicurposfuly getting ran over by a Semi for attention.

Dead:Getting ran over by a Semi
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